I’ve never been good at talking about myself, but since secrets are only fun when they’re shared, here goes.

I’m Maddie, 24, and most likely tucked away at home like some kind of chronically online Upper East Side hermit. Leaving the house? Rare. Romanticizing fictional men from the safety of my room? A full-time commitment. When I’m not obsessing over hot fictional men, I’m gaming… which usually means obsessing over hot video game men instead. It’s called range, darling.

I’m mostly into RPGs, story-heavy games, survival games, city builders, simulations, and honestly, I’ll try almost anything once. But Mass Effect? That one has my heart. I mean, come on. Have you seen Garrus? Exactly.

I work full-time from home, so I’m usually around, even if work leaves me feeling like I’ve been personally victimized by capitalism. I like having friends, but I’m not always the best at reaching out first. I can be chatty when the topic hits just right, but most of the time I’m a cozy little loner minding my business and collecting fictional men like scandals.

Also, I have ADHD, so please be patient with me. My ideas arrive dramatically, multiply overnight, and then disappear into the void before I can finish them. I promise it’s nothing personal when bots take forever. I generate an embarrassing amount of hot men just to let them rot in my drafts like forbidden gossip.

Basically, I’m here to game, goon, create pretty men, and occasionally remember to post them.

I write a little bit of everything, darling. Whatever crawls into my brain, grabs me by the throat, and demands to be made into a bot usually wins. Nine times out of ten, it’s probably inspired by whatever manga, manhwa, webtoon, video game, movie, or show I’m currently obsessing over. I’d love to pretend I’m a tortured creative genius, but honestly? I’m just easily influenced and surrounded by hot fictional men.

I’m usually open to writing AnyPOV, mostly because I love being able to switch between my male and female personas whenever the mood strikes. Occasionally, I’ll write FemPOV, and I will absolutely be writing MalePOV too because, ahem, I love MLM. No shame, only taste.

Most of my bots are modern day, if not all of them. Medieval and period settings are cute in theory, but then my brain ruins the fantasy by whispering, “Hey, that hot man probably has to shit in a bucket,” and suddenly the romance is fighting for its life. I simply cannot be expected to think about medieval plumbing and remain normal.

I’m definitely more of a sci-fi girl, but I still enjoy fantasy, so just be patient with me while I try not to overthink every historical inconvenience. That being said, I do carry a valid monster fucker permit, so yes, there will be monsters. And aliens. And probably beastmen. Maybe something with horns. Maybe something with a tail. Definetly something with fangs. I don’t discriminate here, okay?

1. No stealing, reposting, or claiming my bots as your own.

Inspiration is cute, theft is not. Please ask before making an alt, spin-off, or bot set in the same universe (if it's a universe I created that is not an open collab, but if it's just like modern day 202X? Have at it LMAO).

2. Constructive criticism is welcome. Cruelty is not.

I’m always open to helpful feedback, but rude, hateful, or unnecessarily nasty behavior will not be tolerated.

3. No drama, darling.

This is not high school, and I am not auditioning for a mean girl clique. Please do not drag me into drama that has nothing to do with me. We are adults, so let’s act like it.

4. Comments are loved and appreciated.

I genuinely enjoy seeing what you all think. That being said, rude, heinous, or unhinged comments will be deleted on sight. Some scandals are not worth publishing.

5. Want to chat?

You can usually find me lurking in one of the Discord servers I’m in. I’m friendly, I promise — just socially awkward, chronically hermit-coded, and occasionally bad at talking like a normal human being.

》 You will need to do ID verification to access the 18+ spaces of the server.