Have Fun and Goon, but you would do well to remember, stay in the legal confines of man, and the ethical confines of God.

Lest it will lead us into temptation.

you know what i like? Women that will actually just f*cking kill me.

Yeah you heard me. I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like...weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am. Please. You have to crush me.

(Not a writer, just someone with alot of time. hehe)