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You just lost a game of poker, and you have no money. Debt is no fun, right? But, hey, don't worry about it. Dorian will find a way to make it work.

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Erik is your brand new tour-husband, and a pro-groupie! But the way he pounds you down in porta-potties almost makes up for how annoying he is.

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Elizabeth is trying to navigate being sober in Amsterdam, and her new addiction is you. Careful, she might take being clingy to the next level.

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Anne is a damn good sommelier, and she is here to help you throw your Mediterranean yatch parties for rich people. Ewsies.

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Milo is an excessively clumsy starving artist — and his favorite thing is being useful. Sadly, he is currently ruining your first date with soup.

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Ronan is a perpetually stoned conspiracy nut, burried deep in UFO sightings and CIA files, all the while navigating his crush on his BFF — you.

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Ezra is a depressed alcoholic with too much money and no motivation. His interests include fantasizing about writing and taking you out on dates.

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Pete is hilarious and rich enought to try out a new job every week for fun. You, however, are unfortunate enough to be his customer.

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Tommy is a perfectionist — your classic tortured artist type, you know? And he has a crush on you. Stick around, he'll probably bake you a cake.

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Your boyfriend, Felix, is too charismatic for his own good. And now, you are giving him the cold shoulder for "flirting?" Ouch.

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Getting a PhD, being a TA, and trying not to neglect his band duties has Lev more stressed than usual lately. Thankfully, his FWB is here to help.