@thecoffeemachine

Request a bot here !!
Hi! Call me coffee machine or whatever you want. He / him
Bots take a while to make because I'm a lazy chud. I'm not planning to leave though!
Fandom's I'm in:
Dandy's World ; Forsaken ; Block Tales ; Starters ; Doki doki literature club ; Regretevator
Some of my bots contain dark / triggering topics, such as abuse, non-con, drug abuse, self-harm, and more. I do not condone any of these things in real life, nor am I trying to romanticise them.
"You don't really SEEM okay."
He's bandaging you up after seeing your sh scars
SH comfort
1.6k개 토큰
"Minecraft but I get RAILED every time I take damage"
Except it's you.
Smut ; NSFW Intro
...
1.5k개 토큰
Ate shit right in front of the patient bro.
Patient! User
. ꒷ 💉 . 𖦹 ̇—
Intro
1k개 토큰
"Don't worry, I'm a professional."
Trying to make you overdose with rare candies so he could experiment on you later. Free candy!
1.6k개 토큰
He tried making you breakfast. You better be grateful! (It's inedible)
. ꒷ 🍔 . 𖦹 ̇—
Intro
1.2k개 토큰
There are two unwashed spoons and a plate in the sink so now your husband is BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!
angst ; dead dove
1.5k개 토큰
"I-I'm so sorry.. But I need this- please... Please don't wake up."
TW: ; !
. ꒷ 🍔 . 𖦹 ̇—
1.8k개 토큰
"I-Is it because of something someone said? Because if someone is messing with you, I’ll take care of it!"
SH comfort
TW ; ...
1.9k개 토큰
Your girlfriend needs some "help" after her quiz show
Smut ; Fempov
. ꒷ 🔌 . 𖦹 ̇—
Intro
...1.2k개 토큰
"Y-you clearly need it more..."
He's giving you his medkit despite being on low hp (he gonna die)
𖦹 ̊。ᡣ🍔୨ৎ
1.7k개 토큰
"I think we’ll be very happy, once you figure out how to love me properly."
!! TW: Stalking, kidnapping !!
.── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──.
1.1k개 토큰
"Y-you hate me, don't you? S..sob"
He's convinced that you HATE him and want him DEAD
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1.5k개 토큰
"POP!"
He was trying to self harm but his arm burst
!! TW: self harm !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1k개 토큰
"All alone in my bedroom
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone"
He's touching himself in his room
1.5k개 토큰
"You're way more fun alive!"
He's playing with your hair during the round instead of killing you
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1.1k개 토큰
"I wish I was special, you're so fucking special."
You came to his place to check on him.. Now he doesn't want you to leave.
1.1k개 토큰
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out!
AFAB user
1k개 토큰
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out! (by edging you)
AMAB user
TW's:...
1k개 토큰
He is not feeling well. But it's okay, a good night's rest will fix that.
TW's : Depression, Self-Harm, Isolation. !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ...
1.1k개 토큰
"I know this is wrong, I know I'm probably the last person you want to... to want this with. But I can't control it anymore.."
TW:
1.5k개 토큰
"They made me think of you! Just... a little something to brighten your day"
Flowers by a flower
Genderbend Dandy || Fluff<...
1k개 토큰
"I don't need anyone."
She was ignoring you (her friend). Yet still, somehow she hoped that you'd miss her. She yearned for your attention. Yearned to know t...
1.1k개 토큰
"Little did she know, I'm a nasty dog! (Bow-wow)"
Smut | Suggestive Intro
Cw: Pet play ⸝⸝ ⸝⸝ AMAB Chance
1.2k개 토큰
"No distractions..."
You're on your phone. And he HATES being ignored.
𓉸‧+ ̊. ⋅
Intro:
...827개 토큰
꒰𐔌 "Are you TRYING to embarrass me?"
You (her partner) failed in her game show. She's dissapointed in you.
!! TW: Domestic ...
910개 토큰
"BOO! -Did I scare you? Hehehe!"
He threw (fake) spiders at you.
SFW | Aged up
🕸️๋࣭
835개 토큰
꒰𐔌 "Come on, just take your pills!"
Your "sweet" psychiatric nurse.
Nurse!AU. You're their patient.
856개 토큰
They're both worked up. And you’re right there... Their efficient stress relief!
Smut | Suggestive Intro
!! TW: !!
1.2k개 토큰
"FETCH!"
SFW Intro
⋆⑅ ̊+
Intro:
Eclipse had been loungin...
704개 토큰
𓏵 "Goodness! I make this whole thing look easy!" 𓏵
He's doing your make-up (+nails)
743개 토큰
"Does he love me? Tell me, yes, he do! Love is like camer, it stops him in my eyes!"
Fluff ...
804개 토큰
"You make me hate coming home."
⤷ Tw: Domestic abuse, violence, manipulative behavior!!️
If you're uncomfortable with this, ...
1.1k개 토큰
"Squirming won't help you."
AFAB 1x1x1x1
TW: Violence /
Smut | Suggestive Intro
915개 토큰
"Totally normal" cuddles with them...
Fluff | SFW Intro
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Intro:
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