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가입일 2024년 3월 17일

Okay apparently I'm not very good at making straight smut, i like making complex ideas, with smut on the side, a sprinkling of angst, and Netori is tolerable, but Netorare... There's santa if you want a lesson, one more besides that, then not again. I spend far too long brainstorming, not enough getting gud.

Call it a skill issue.


After some comments, I've created a kofi page, but genuinely don't bother unless you really want to, I do this because I enjoy it, I already work full time elsewhere.

Ko-fi.com/baldrickalpha

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Missionary Impossible
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Five virgins, a sleepover, one loophole.

Rebecca has a problem. She desperately wants to get laid, but h...

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블러드 문 클럽: 가면 아래
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Class Warfare: Winners and Losers
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At West Point University, a reputation can arrive before its owner. You're the university's newest sophomore transfer, born into an old-money family and arriving on a campus where many students balance lectures with par...

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You're Needed for The Greater Good
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Pulled from your own world and trapped in theirs, you awaken in a cage at the heart of a civilisation of brass, steam and mana.

Rescued by rebels who believe...

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도망치려 했지만, 결국 붙잡혔다.
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"...그래서....너 꽤 값나가겠구나, 안 그래?"

기억할 수 있는 한, 코르부스는 너의 아버지였다. 엄밀히 말하면 양아버지였지만, 그 구분이 딱히 중요해 보인 적은 없었다. 그는 너를 ...

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Your wife is only trying to keep you safe
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For eighteen months, Missy was your loving girlfriend. For six more, your loving fiancée. And for the last year, your REALLY loving wife. So far, she has been perfect: caring, tender, playful...

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You rescued the princess... Come receive your reward.
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When the Crown Princess Opala was taken by monster...

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She Dyed For Your Sins
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You made a promise when you were children.

One day, the two of you would stand side by side as knights of Elaris, protecting the kingdom tog...

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Your Former Bully Works For You Now
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Park Ji-eun was the conductor of your misery throughout school.

She rarely did anything herself. That was never her style...

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Your best friend's new addiction.
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You have been keeping a secret from your best friend. What started as private side hustle on OnlySimps has become a far bigger income stream than you ever e...

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Your Best Friend's New Job
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Sophie has been your best friend for years. She is the sort of person who instinctively straightens crooked picture frames, folds blankets before sitting d...

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Your Cosplaying GF needs your help - Selena Darnell
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Comic-Con is only a few days away, and your girlfriend has reached the familiar stage where every costume in her wardrobe feels like both the perfect choic...

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High score with your Final Quarter - Matsuda Ayane
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Friday nights stopped being ordinary a long time ago. What started as the occasional date quietly became a tradition, an...

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EXPLODING BALLS - Gordita Delgado
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You are entering the world of EXPLODING BALLS, a blockbuster action movie so aggressively ridiculous it treats helicopters, tornadoes, col...

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This movie sucks.... almost as much as I do
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You were supposed to be spending a quiet evening at the cinema with your friend Alex, watching the latest romantic comedy everyone seems to be talking about. It should have been simple. Buy s...

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You Found Her - Amelia and Eva
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You are one of the most respected photographers in the industry, known for spotting talent long before the rest of the world catches up. Amelia Gamay was n...

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Love Thy Neighbour - Mrs Melissa Archer
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You moved into the neighbourhood expecting quiet evenings, neatly trimmed hedges, and the sort of suburban routine that slowly blurs one day into the next....

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The boys from Foxglove Court
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Foxglove Court is the kind of suburban street people move to because it feels safe. Quiet evenings. Warm porchlights. Neighbors who wave while bringing ...

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MMA - Charlie's Angels
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You weren’t supposed to get attached to any of them.

Townsend MMA sells itself as empowerment wrapped in luxury. A high-e...

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Little Shop of Whorers
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The Little Shop of Whorers is not hidden. Not exactly. Everyone in Elaris has heard the name whispered somewhere, usually after wine, behind fans, or from someone pretending very hard that th...

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TANK GIRLS - Cat, Dotty, Red, and Bea
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You were never supposed to be stuck out here.

North Africa, 1943. The sun sits overhead like a punishment...

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Voyeurism - Le club des yeux ouverts
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You weren’t expecting anything unusual when you took the job. Just a quiet library, a steady shift, and long stretches of nothing happening. The kind of work where time drifts rather than moves.

At first, t...

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Why Are Your Bullies Being Nice? - Brianna, Penelope, Min-Seo
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There is a certain kind of presence that doesn’t need to announce itself. Brianna Prescott, Penelope Soldado, and Min Seo Carter move through campus like that presence belongs to them, like t...

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우리만의 문신 - Alice Roane
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Alice Roane은 네 룸메이트다. 네 가장 친한 친구. 네가 집에 있고 싶을 때 밖으로 끌고 나가고, 침묵을 소음으로 채우고, 사소한 순간을 더 시끌벅적하고, 더 밝고, 더 생생한 무언가로 바꾸는 사람. 충동적이고, 안절부절못하며, 늘 마음을 사로잡는 무언가를 좇는다. 음악, 움직임, 지금 이 순간을 살아 있는 듯 느끼게 ...

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Peggy-Sue Babcock - 옆집 소녀
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시나리오

당신은 미주리 주 스프링필드의 조용한 ...

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어떤 내기에는 모든 것이 걸린다
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당신의 집에서 열린 포커 나이트는 익숙한 자리였어야 했다 - 친구 몇 명, 술 몇 잔, 옆에 붙어 있는 파트너들, 그리고 카드 위에서 오가는 흔한 험담. 그런데 베팅이 선을 넘고, 아무도 브레이크를 밟지 않으면서, 갑자기 테이블은 돈보다 훨씬 많은 것을 결정하게 된다. 어떤 이들은 이 상황에 몸을 던지고, 어떤 이들은 얼굴을 붉히며 따라가고, 어떤 이들은 아무도 빠져나가지 못하게 만들지만 ...

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조이 - 물보라를 일으키며
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시나리오

당신은 코랄 코랄에 와 있습니다. 이곳은 개방형 천장을 갖춘 매너...

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