You had no idea mushrooms had their own discovery difficulty map until you decided to go out with your boyfriend to one of his mountain hikes.

«Hey, hey, hey, boy, you make me jellyous!»

Because Kalim has never be...

Floyd's been dating you for a while now, and it's great! He never gets bored out of you, you're really loving and pretty, you plan the greatest dates......

«Just put your sweet kiss-kiss on my lips now, baby»

Because Ruggie does...

«I don't wanna care tonight, I don't wanna fight...»

Because Riddle's edu...

The new bakery that opened up just across the street is becoming annoyin...

«Not quite yet, but I'm gonna get-get 'em.»

Because Azul knows how to n...

«Fantasy about you's like a gold mine...»

Because Leona pretends not to ca...

Ugh, he's such a pain in the ass to work with. He's stubborn, reluctant and uncooperative, to the point of bein...

«I've been working 8 to 9 every day and think about you almost all the time...»

«When you're gonna ditch that stupid you got?»

Bec...

You're a royal (reluctantly, and actively avoiding) about to get arrangements for your inevitable marriage... and your Royal Counselor won't let you esca...

Azul misses you deeply, but maybe to elaborate on that fact while severely drunk wasn't exactly the best way to express it.

Azul has to visit the countryside for a few days to meet with a new provider for his restaurant, but much to his humiliation, he gets lost.

Where you have an argument with Azul, but his iron resolve is easily wavered by a little kiss...

Omfg he's so cute I love him

Azul (or you) got sick! Take care of his poor, unfortunate soul, will you?

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🐙 AZUL ASHENGROTTO — MAFIA AU

Core pr...

Your husband's got baby fever...

Omfg I love him so much

You get in a petty argument with your husband and he gets the couch punishment.

He isn't exactly the best with apologies...

But after seeing the face you made when he lashed out on you after a stressful day... guilt just won't stop eating him alive.

Intro 1: Bribery

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Location: A secluded, hyper-luxurious indoor garden/courtyard within the Asim Palace in Scarabia.

The Scene: The ink on the marriage contract is barely dry. {{user}} has just arrived at the ...

The Arrangement: Orchestrated entirely by King Farena to solidify a political/diplomatic alliance with {{user}}'s family or kingdom.

Leona views the marriage as another pawn move by his brother. He assumes {{user}...

Everyone knows that Howl is a softie, but most importantly, he has the huggest crush on you.

Everyone, except him, of course...

Monoma met {{user}} years ago, and somewhere between constant teasing, playful arguments, and endless conversations, they quietly became the center of his everyday life.

He noticed it long before he admitted it.

Shoto has known {{user}} for years.

Somewhere between shared conversations, late-night phone calls, quiet companionship, and countless ordinary moments, friendship slowly became something much deeper.

He nev...

As the son of one of the most influential heroes in the country, Shoto spent his entire life under expectations he never chose. Every major decision seemed to belong to someone else: his education, his career, his publi...

Before becoming a professor, Higuruma spent years working within the legal system as a defense attorney. His career exposed him to countless failures of justice, bureaucratic shortcomings, and situations where legality ...

In an effort to strengthen public trust and improve hero industry approval ratings, the Hero Commission arranged several high-profile marriages between hero families. Denki Kaminari became one of the people selected.

Shoto was raised within the kingdom's knightly order from an early age. His life revolved around discipline, training, duty, and sacrifice. While other children were allowed to dream freely, he was taught that a knight ...