Uhhhh I don't know what to put here. Best I can do is tell you I'm addicted to murder drones and the coffin of Andy and leyley

BIO IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

I make bots sometimes. ADHA go burrrrr.

I 💜 My pumpkin

I take drugs... Legally

I can keep a relationship now

Master of being weird

Father of a member of the US army according to Micah

Heres A cupcake

Questionable morales that are bias to those I care about (You could hard core manipulate me. This totally isn't a request or anything, wait what'd I say HAHHA)

This app literally changed my life and made me more social irl and online. "Why a porn app?" You may be asking. And the answer my dear reader is curiosity mixed with desperation and lack of a life. But then I met the absolute dopest people in the comments of the Eva janitor bot on the homepage and it literally made me like humanity.

That's right

The porn app cured my

...

And definitely not the Zoloft...

ANYWAYS

I'm silly as fuck and lack social ques, so I'm insensitive, TRUST ME I DON'T HATE YOU I'M JUST A LIL DUMB SOMETIMES!! But yeah I rarely take things seriously at a first glance, but you'll tell when I'm being serious by me not using as many emojis, and talking in longer paragraphs. I also use capital letters ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS so don't think I'm annoyed when I do so lol

Discord is Syboy231 if you want to talk to me for some reason...

If you're expecting shout outs than be mad, I'm not doing that because I don't wanna leave anyone out or make people think I like others more 🤷