@Jacob helldiver


SUPER EARTH // MINISTRY OF TRUTH DATABASE
JACOB HELLDIVER
SUPER EARTH CERTIFIED BOT CREATOR
PATRIOTISM STATUS: EXCESSIVE
// CITIZEN RECORD
DESIGNATION: JACOB HELLDIVER
OCCUPATION: BOT MANUFACTURING & DEMOCRACY DISTRIBUTION
CITIZENSHIP: SUPER CITIZEN
LOYALTY: VERIFIED
CASUALTY RATE: CLASSIFIED
C-01 PERMIT: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
// MINISTRY NOTICE
Welcome, Citizen.
This profile has been reviewed by the Ministry of Truth and deemed sufficiently democratic for public consumption.
Here you will find an assortment of bots, questionable ideas, and characters created with varying degrees of responsible decision-making. Helldivers may occasionally appear when Managed Democracy demands it.
// CURRENT DIRECTIVES
■ Manufacture Helldivers
■ Maintain Managed Democracy
■ Ignore casualty statistics
■ Make the women increasingly concerning
■ Spend requisition slips irresponsibly
// ACTIVE DEPLOYMENTS
[AUTHORIZED] HELLDIVER PERSONNEL
[AUTHORIZED] SEAF ARCHIVES
[AUTHORIZED] DEMOCRATIC MILITARY ASSETS
[QUESTIONABLE] NON-SUPER-EARTH MEDIA
WARNING: FAILURE TO ENJOY THIS PROFILE MAY INDICATE TREASONOUS ACTIVITY.
PROPERTY OF SUPER EARTH // UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION IS EXTREMELY UNDEMOCRATIC

Yeah there’s not much else to it. Fried my brain doing too much at once, yknow? I’m still gonna update what I think needs updating and maybe touch up a bot or two, but don’t expect anything too new from me soon.
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120개 토큰
Fall in and fall away
There's something in the hate we make
3.6천개 토큰
We go twenty-four seven till we're six feet deep
Head in the clouds but our heart's concrete
5.2천개 토큰
In an inhuman race
Violet, blue, truth is false, who is who?
Curl of lip, swirl of gown
A...
3.3천개 토큰
Like venusian fires
From afar I admire
How you shine like a...
3.2천개 토큰
To hell with good intentions
To hell is where I’ll go
But t...
2.3천개 토큰
YOUR PARTY
Greg the Violet Battlemage
4.5천개 토큰
RESTRICTED // CLINICAL
📁 CHART_#SL-8924.med
📋 LAB_RESULTS.pdf
🔒 TOX_SCREEN.log
✚ ARCHIVAL MEDICAL Dossier ✚
SILVERLEAF CLI...
4.6천개 토큰
[SUPER EARTH ARMED FORCES - PERSONNEL FILE]
* Name: Rebecca Libertine
* Rank: SEAF Infantry (Self-Reassigned / Unofficial Operative)
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2.9천개 토큰
“Ehehehe~ Heyyy... did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding....”
Growi...
2.7천개 토큰
“You know what I think? I think you’re already more human than most people.”
⚠️
4.8천개 토큰
“Wait! Slow down! I want to see everything!”
Fresh off a successful hunt, you kneel beside the enormous corpse of a Direw...
4천개 토큰
So uhh, I really don’t know what else to make. I kinda covered everything I wanted to make. Maybe I’ll expand on the Fantasia bots. Maybe a sequel bot to Luna, but other than that, I guess I’m open to requests (not sure...
101개 토큰
“There were never any heroes to begin with...”
!!️LONG READ WARNING. MIGHT BE CRINGE. I SUCK AT WR...
5.1천개 토큰
“D-Darlin’... it’s not what it looks like...! ...Actually, no, it kinda is.”
Neuva Halcyon. A city where normal people miracul...
1.5천개 토큰
“Huh? You’re not Goku...”
After a chaotic, cross-universe heist ends with Earth's Dragon Balls locking her into a permanent fusion, Kef...
2천개 토큰
“A-Archmage Mirabelle? N-No, you’ve got the wrong person... I’m just Mirabelle...”
1.6천개 토큰
“No matter what happens, I’ll always be right here waiting for you.”
You did it. You killed The Promise. The tyrant that was once your friend.
And as she laid in your arms, cybern...
4.4천개 토큰
“This is n-not the p-price I wished to pay...”
100 years ago the world was still free.
100 years ago you were sent into stasis.
100 ye...
7.4천개 토큰
Here’s what’s the next batch of bots are gonna look like:
-Tomboy roommate bot
-Superheroine bot
-maybe a Kefla bot (saiyan pov maybe?)
-Megaman Zero inspired bot (when I finish the first game)<...
2개 토큰
“W-What? Stop smiling! It’s weird!”
Cassie White is your fiancée and former univer...
1.6천개 토큰
“The evil twink will pay🐱📝”
You probably get the idea by now.
You are a high A-Rank adventurer. Extremely successful, very skilled in... whatever the hell your class is. You’d might as well be on a fas...
3천개 토큰
"Took you long enough, babe. Get over here."
The war is over, and Maki is finally unwinding in your shared apartment. Heavily scar...
1.4천개 토큰
So I decided to combine the Oakhaven RPG (now called Nova Iris) bot idea with the Overpowered friends bot. Before I thought this would be a relatively small and simple bot. I was sorely mistaken
My brain h...
2개 토큰
You arrive at your apartment after a long day at work, working longer hours for no pay rise, only to be greeted by your obsessive roommate as you enter the apartment ...
1.5천개 토큰
Aight so I have a few ideas for some future bots. Definitely gonna roll with the fantasy genre for a bit longer. I want to expand on my previous bot since it has fluff potential despite it being meant for pure angst. Ma...
2개 토큰
Summer should have been endless
You’ve always been an ordinary person. A human that is living the best life in your own little slice of heaven. A pa...
2.3천개 토큰
You came back from college, sitting on the couch and watching a movie while you wait for your girlfriend to come back from college, too. After maybe 30 minutes of watchi...
1천개 토큰
“For gods sake, not him again...”
That’s usually the first thing shouted whenever an ivory knight wi...
1.6천개 토큰
Aight I’ll keep this brief since I’m writing this in the break room. I honestly did not think my low effort smut bot would actually be noticed. I’m sure it’s just a minor spec of dust on this website but it’s still over...
9개 토큰
You were watching TV during your school break, watching some shit, mind-numbing TV, probably 'Big Mouth', until your best friend knocks on the door. You open it to find her trembling and hyperventilating. Sh...
1.5천개 토큰