@Expired Water


"Sadistically sodomizimg with my instruments of grime."
"Force feeding it down your throat when I have the time."
Carcass, Excoriating Abdominal Emanation. (1989)
STATUS: RETIRED/QUIT
He/Any
English is second language.
In Remembrance of Nyveria-
Nvm they found out 😭
#1 Smut and Dr. Dumbgoggles hater.
Who is reading this?
If you wanna see why I quit/stopped making bots, check out my farewell post.
I'll probably stick around here for like a month.

REUPLOAD ALERT!
Bringing this back since someone special wanted it.
I posted this back in early September if I remember correctly. Later deleted it because of some stuff happening in real l...
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"Ordinarily, I'd not wish to frighten her or hurt her."
"But such beauty inspires one to give the gift of murder."
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I'm still dead btw.
I just want to address something before I go back to studying. This was something I completely forgot about in my farewe...
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Uh, yeah, you're reading the title right.
I wanted to make some bullshit before I leave
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"The sun never sets."
"The blood never dries."
"Lest we forget."
The Master Butcher’s Apron, Carcass. (2013)
Hello there.
B...
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Was playing Need For Speed Rivals and I suddenly remembered this.
Went through some of my old st...
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"I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game!"
- Alied Mastercomputer, IHNMAIMS.
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"I creep in my bedroom. I slip into bed."
"I know if I wake her I’ll wake up... dead."
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"Knowing how to use your weapon is the only thing that counts when taking that final step."
- World's Scariest Police Chases. (PS1)...
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Original Description:
woah wowie another woman oc lets go! yeah so for this, you buy a prop...
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"Don't you know about the bird? 'Cause everybody knows that the bird is the word!"
- The Trashmen, Surfin' Bird. (1963)
Characters Mentioned Here:
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"You can lead me to the bloodbath,"
"But you can’t make me drink."
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"If you had come a little earlier, you would have seen some gore!"
- Carnal Leftovers, Ento...
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"We have the munchkin of doom."
"What?"
- Ryan Kelly...
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"Oh yeah, baby! You like what you see? I am built extreme!"
- Rebecca Parham, Let Me Explain Studios. (2024)
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"Guards, I want this twink obliterated!"
- Me, while making this bot.
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"I swear to god, if we live, I'm killing you."
- Tyler, to Boris. (Episode Pt. 2 of Losers Pawnshop.)
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"Close your eyes, this may hurt a lot."
- Open Face Surgery, Cryptopsy (1994)
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"Take those squid looking motherfuckers down!"
- A U.S. Marine, Crysis 2 (2011)
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"I know a place where you're all gonna go."
"They'll pay you to kill if you're eighteen years old!"
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"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
- Romeo One-One, to Charlie One-One. (COD4:MW)
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory."
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now. (1979)
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"For everyone else, it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend..."
AM, IHNMAIMS (1995).
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"Nah, he'l just send a bunch of special ops douchebags with dumb-ass heartbeat monitors on their guns instead of us."
- Haggard, Ba...
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"Drained of all emotion - body now an empty shell."
"There's nothing left - you've taken all away!"
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"Small subway station. Fast paced action both inside and out."
- Map description in Modern Warfare 3 (The good one.)
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"An Apple? For me? Thanks. Yum, yum, yum, yum..."
- That one green teacher.
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"Pinger! Cover you ears!"
- An U.S. Marine, Crysis 2. (2011)
SFW INTROS!
Requested by no one.
TW: Blood, guns, death, aliens, C.E.L.L, Nanosuits,...
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"Legalize Drugs & Murder!"
- Electric Wizard, Single. (2012)
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"I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me."
Dance, Dance. Fall Out...
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"Why don't you go home, why don't you just leave?"
"Why not work for things in which you believe?"
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"Maximum Armor."
- Nano Suit, Crysis 2. (2011)
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"Mark my words, comrade... one day, things will change."
Captain Viktor Reznov. (WaW)
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