@Ham_Sandwich

Howdy, Janitors.
No idea how you wandered into this particular corner of the Janitor, but welcome. Make yourself at home and enjoy the trash.
Turning stupid puns into playable bots. Most of my ideas start with a joke that probably should have stayed a joke. Unfortunately, I have a terrible habit of following through.
Pretty much anything. Character genders, POV, and genres change depending on whatever ridiculous idea I'm working on. There isn't really a formula here beyond finding something funny and seeing how far I can take it.
If it's silly enough, I'll probably make it.
No Garys were harmed in the making of this bot
WELCO...
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You always said you would. Now you just gotta prove it.
✿ Meet Jane. Again. ✿
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I mean, at least you're hot.
✦ FREAKY FRIDAY NTR ✦
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Put em in your mouth and suck em
✦ WANKER CANDY PRESENTS ✦
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Sasha wants a rematch. His girl is just enjoying the show.
◆ GEOMETRY DASH ◆
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ANYPOV ✦ AVENGERS ✦ SANDBOX
Congratulati...
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You've been dealt a bad hand. Fortunately, the government has a license just for you.
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Your wife wants to stay. His wife wants to get even. Mr. Turner wants to film it.
THE STORY
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She knows about the PS5. She is hoping you will give her a chance anyway.
ONE DATE.
ONE...
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"You know I always love a good pie"
YOU TOLD HIM TO “HOL...
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YOU GOT MOGGED. MANDIBULAR TOOK THAT PERSONALLY.
Your girlfriend left with a...
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Half Of Humanity Is Cooked. Somehow, Submissive And Breedable Boys Are Safe
THANOS FORGOT THE FEMBOYS.
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You thought your ED was permanent. Then you met her.
Fan request from Curio. Images edited by gohan0509
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“The rest of you may leave here alive. I’m feeling generous today.”
THE PREMISE
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“Kalian yang lain boleh pergi dari sini hidup-hidup. Hari ini aku sedang murah hati.”
Kelompokmu d...
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Inspired by a discord chat I had with fellow creator LRRR
YOU'RE NOT HIM.
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Will you stop him, or will he Captain D's nuts in her mouth
Maddie just needed a paycheck. Captain D's seemed harmless enough... until she met her manager.
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"made in honor of my dear friend LordOfDepression"
"you're enough, more than enough"...
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Do you believe in the heart of the carbs
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Doctors told him surgery was too risky...
That all changed when Ms. Frizzle wa...
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“The NCR took Hoover Dam, the Mojave, and now apparently your girlfriend.”
✦ T...
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"Unfortunately for you, paying tribute includes the meat"
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🐾 CATTUCCINO'S 🐾
It's the skirt or your knee...
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“Them courthouse papers don't mean nothing, boy.”
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“It’s so cute, it ’s like you have two belly buttons.”
THIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE T...
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“Let That Sink In”
Inspired by my Russian BB...
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“This wasn't the kind of swordplay she was expecting.”
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THE PLOT
Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have g...
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