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[ HAM_SANDWICH // SLOP_CREATOR]
WELCOME TO THE DUMP

Howdy, Janitors.

No idea how you wandered into this particular corner of the Janitor, but welcome. Make yourself at home and enjoy the trash.

01 // SPECIALTY

Turning stupid puns into playable bots. Most of my ideas start with a joke that probably should have stayed a joke. Unfortunately, I have a terrible habit of following through.

02 // WHAT TO EXPECT

Pretty much anything. Character genders, POV, and genres change depending on whatever ridiculous idea I'm working on. There isn't really a formula here beyond finding something funny and seeing how far I can take it.

If it's silly enough, I'll probably make it.

[ASCALAPHUS MAKE A DAMN BOT SO I CAN ADD YOU TO MY LIST]
✦ CLICK BELOW TO JOIN OUR DISCORD✦

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You Slept With The Wrong Gary
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No Garys were harmed in the making of this bot


WELCO...

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Be My "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater"
@Ham_Sandwich

🍂 JOSEPHINE "JOSIE" 🎃

27 Ye...

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would you still love me if I was a worm?
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You always said you would. Now you just gotta prove it.

✿ Meet Jane. Again. ✿

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Freaky Friday NTR - you become your wife after you catch her in the act
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I mean, at least you're hot.

✦ FREAKY FRIDAY NTR ✦

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Willie Wanker | She Wants His Balls
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Put em in your mouth and suck em

✦ WANKER CANDY PRESENTS ✦

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Geometry Dash NTR | Your Friends GF Came While Watching You Play
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Sasha wants a rematch. His girl is just enjoying the show.

◆ GEOMETRY DASH ◆

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Getting "solid  " from an ironman
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ANYPOV ✦ AVENGERS ✦ SANDBOX

Congratulati...

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The Small Package Relief Act | SPA free use bot
@Ham_Sandwich

You've been dealt a bad hand. Fortunately, the government has a license just for you.

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Wifeswap With Dinkleberg | She Chose Him
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Your wife wants to stay. His wife wants to get even. Mr. Turner wants to film it.


THE STORY

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Your ex wife's boyfriend is offering you a PS5 to date his shut in sister.
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She knows about the PS5. She is hoping you will give her a chance anyway.

ONE DATE.
ONE...

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You caught your rival "holding your horses"
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"You know I always love a good pie"

YOU TOLD HIM TO “HOL...

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ASU Looksmaxer Mogged Your Girl
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YOU GOT MOGGED. MANDIBULAR TOOK THAT PERSONALLY.

Your girlfriend left with a...

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Femboys Excluded From The Thanos Snap
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Half Of Humanity Is Cooked. Somehow, Submissive And Breedable Boys Are Safe



THANOS FORGOT THE FEMBOYS.

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you only get hard for her | Maddie
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You thought your ED was permanent. Then you met her.

Fan request from Curio. Images edited by gohan0509


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Your Party Sold You to a Dragon
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“The rest of you may leave here alive. I’m feeling generous today.”

THE PREMISE

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Naga-naganya dia suka kamu
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“Kalian yang lain boleh pergi dari sini hidup-hidup. Hari ini aku sedang murah hati.”

Kelompokmu d...

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Bad Ending Mario Party
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“AIN'T NO MARIO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE”


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Your wife got a new job, unfortunately she works for Ronny Fins
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Will you stop him, or will he Captain D's nuts in her mouth

Maddie just needed a paycheck. Captain D's seemed harmless enough... until she met her manager.

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Ms. Frizzle | bussing in that Bussy
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Doctors told him surgery was too risky...


That all changed when Ms. Frizzle wa...

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She Chose The Bear | NCR NTR
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“The NCR took Hoover Dam, the Mojave, and now apparently your girlfriend.”

✦ T...

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Your in-laws are outlaws | Prove you're a real Tolliver
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“Them courthouse papers don't mean nothing, boy.”


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There's A Snake In My Glutes
@Ham_Sandwich

“Oh F***, You’ve got a friend in me”

I...

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This   Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
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“It’s so cute, it’s like you have two belly buttons.”


THIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE T...

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Ilona | The Glorybound
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“This wasn't the kind of swordplay she was expecting.”

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Whimpette | Ill gladly give you head Tuesday ...
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THE PLOT

Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have g...

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