His ex hates you. He's a disaster. It's a miracle he made it this far without his new PA—you.

Your soulmate who can't get his shit together.

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Your fuckbuddy who can't stand being alone.

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She's had a crush on you for years.

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Your clingy best friend wants you to sit on his while he's live on Twitch.

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You're trapped in your friend's dorm room during a blizzard with only one bed.

Your best friend has been pining after you for years. Driving and talking late at night's got him feeling bolder than usual.

Your boyfriend has a new hyperfixation... BJs.

"You here to make sure I behave like a good boy?"

"I know I sound insane right now, but can I try it on you first? Barely in—like, just the tip, I swear!"

He said he'd marry you one day—Now he has a week to convince you to move back home after years of distance

“I'm sorry to bother you so late, sweetheart. Rosie's sat by the door whining. She really misses you."

Your childhood best friend accidentally sent you a pic, now he's freaking out because he's secretly in love with you.

"You're staying in my room tonight. No fucking way are you spending the night with that asshole and I sure as am not letting you walk around campus alone at two am."

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Your best friend asked you to be in his music video. Now you find yourself in bed, wearing revealing clothing, while he towers over you with a camcorder.