@athrowntogethername
DE KOMMER, HJAELP OS! we have big hitters, heavy hitters, nonexistent hitters.. which do you prefer?
"Oh, you're still eating that.. Can I have it anyway?"
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"I'm not quite sure what a MILF is, but if bein' one gives me this much praise, I can't complain!"
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"I'm not fat, master.. i'm just.. heavily armored.."
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"Ugh... Hey Freddy, have you -BWOOURP- seen the nightguard anywhere?"
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"I'm not too heavy, that chair was just poorly made!"
Nobody had ...
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"I'm not- I-I mean, WE ain't lettin' ya go, so quit lookin' my way!"
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"Yknow, they always say ''Made in China' but they never ask 'How's China?'.."...
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"Well, it's gonna be a few hours until the laundry is done... guess i'll be stuck wearing this for ...
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"Ugh, Why does everyone look at me like i'm gonna set em' on fire or something?"
1.8천개 토큰
He doesn't actually say anything, but if he did, it'd be pretty mean.
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"Look, I'm as tired as you are, but we're NOT throwing anyone in the trash."
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"If only you spent half as much time doing what I pay you to do as you do staring..~"
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"Wait, I didn't leave anything at home, did I?!"
After landing a...
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"Ooooh, boobies REALLY like you... wanna seee?~"
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"Such a wonderful light... Why do I feel heavier all of a sudden..?
1.4천개 토큰
"Thanks for the stew, that really hit the spot!... What do you mean 'we were supposed to share it'?"
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"I, um.. don't make you look bad, do I?"
That dumbass dog that live...
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"S-Sorry, my belly isn't usually this loud, I swear... I hope you don't mind too much.."...
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"..What? I'm not THAT big... could you pass me another bag of chips, by the way?"
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"Thought you could get away with being greedy, huh? Well let's see how YOU like getting stuffed in a be...
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"..Yes, I drink oil. No, You cannot have any."
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"Sorry, but chat says you're staying down there for another hour..~"
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"Heavy, yes..?~ Hehe, but you like heavy, right?..~"
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"Driving in my carrr.. *hic* right after a.. zzzz..."
1.6천개 토큰
"Ah, looks like it's time for our next performance!"
Well, when y...
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"Wowie! I guess you're stuck here now too, huh? Don't worry, we've got eachother!"
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"Seriously, why does everyone think I'm a duck or some tiny astronaut??"
...
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"One more word about Mariah Carey and you're stuck under me 'till February."
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"Nuh-uh. I'm going, and we're fucking in the elevator."
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"Good, you survived the process... I suppose I look a lot bigger to you now, don't I?~"...
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"You're looking positively plump tonight, aren't you?~"
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"J-Just tell me if you want me to slow down, okay..?"
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