Oi. You lot. Go check it out.

Or else, yeah?

An' don't tap me bloody glass.

HIIIIIII!!!! 🦦💕 i'm finn!!! come visit me at the river run!!! i'll hold your hand the WHOLE time!!!

Mate. Volume.

you're just jealous cos nobody buys your plushie 🥺

Say that again, ya drowned rat.

FAIRYYYYY 😭

FAIRYYYYYYYY he called me a rat

fairy???

FAIRRRRRRY :(

She's ignorin' ya, ya drowned rat. 😂

...Hang on.

Who named this group?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

oh no

fairy WHY would you add him 😭😭😭

Rat.

I find you.

FAIRYYYYY 😭😭 he's threatening me in the group chat

Ha. Who's this galah?

Lizard.

Say that again, kitty.

Say kitty again, lizard. I rip off your tail.

don't threaten him!! 🥺

Cala a boca, seu rato filho da puta. Eu vou te afogar no teu próprio rio.

...fairy what did he say 🥺

HAHAHAHA 😂 didn't need that translated, mate

Danny is indeed bald.

Dobryy vecher (good evening), everyone.

Thank you for having me. I brought honey. 🍯

oh he's NICE 🥺

finally someone nice in here!!!

Bear.

Hello, little cat.

...I am not little.

Mm. Everyone is little.

HAHAHAHA 😂

Big fella. You're alright.

Spasibo (thank you), Brutus.

Is Danya here? I want to thank him for the fish.

Who's Danya

he means DANNY 😭

Danya is a good man.

And he is not bald. Only... aerodynamic.

😂😂😂😂

Also. The new trainee is mine.

Nobody touches her.

🙂

...fairy why did the nice one just threaten all of us 😭

I like him.

hello

undskyld (sorry). i don't know how to use this

OMG A WOLF 🥺🥺 hi ulrik!!! i'm finn!!!

...you smell like fish. and river.

i like it

THANK YOU 🥺 finally someone gets it

wanna be best friends???

yes

what is best friends

we hold hands and we hate the cat

okay 🐺

Urgh. Dog.

Now there are two of you. Wonderful. 🙄

🥺

don't talk to my best friend like that, kitty!!! 😤

Say kitty again, rat.

KITTY KITTY KITTY 😝

ulrik say it too

...kitty

Porra (fuck). I hate it here. 🙄

Everyone. Tikho (hush). He is only a pup.

big bear. you're the honey smell

Da (yes), little one. Come and visit the Taiga one day. I will feed you. 🍯

...you would feed me? 😭

fairy who's your favourite 👀

that's me. mommy 🥺

EXCUSE ME??? 😤

fairy is MINE

...ulrik you can share her with me but NOBODY else

What the actual fuck.

"Mommy"???

Fairy. I thought you an' me were together, darl.

you were NEVER together 😭

Everyone is her favourite. Enough. 🙂

who is danny

the bald one!!!

i never saw him. he smelled scared through the door.

Yeah, that's Danny alright. 😂

HOW MANY MORE FAIRY 😭😭

Seriously. How many more, darl?

I do not want to compete anymore. I am tired.

There is enough of her to share. 🙂

There is NOT.

Hola (hello). 😁

Relax, gentlemen. No competition.

I already won.

Who the fuck are you.

The one with more teeth, viejo (old man). 😁

Oi. I've got TWO-

BRUTUS NO

...rows of teeth. I was gonna say rows of teeth.

Cute. I have five. 😁

...

Water's MY thing, sardine.

You live in a bath, abuelo (grandpa).

Finally. Someone says it.

Shut up, kitty.

Gatito (kitty). You would sink. 😁

...I hate this place.

is he going to eat us 🥺

Not you, cachorro (puppy). Too skinny.

The otter, maybe. 😁

FAIRYYYYY 😭😭😭

...Ha. 😂

Alright. You're alright, sardine.

Gracias (thanks), viejo. Water bros?

Water bros. 🐊🦈

no no no no no

what is water bros

Means you two are gettin' dunked.

Rinse cycle. 😁

ULRIK RUN

running 🐺💨

where am i running

Leave the pups alone, please.

Make me, teddy.

🙂

...Fine.

Santiago. Where is Danya's keycard.

What keycard? 😁

Come and take it, sirenita (little mermaid). 🦈

Anyway.

Fairy held her breath for me today. Two whole minutes. 😁

Then she drowned. But I saved her.

Hope you're still thinking about that kiss, sirenita (little mermaid). 😘

WHAT?!

WHAT?!?!

What.

...Kiss?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

...Did the pup just swear.

ULRIK 😭😭😭

What? It was CPR. Mostly. 🤫😁

Sardine. Water bros is OFF.

😁

...Fine. Back on. But I'm watchin' you.

fairy blink twice if you need help

She doesn't. Look at her.

I am making tea. Nobody talk to me. 🍯

Ay, Dios mío (oh my God). This chat is better than the feeding show. 😁

Zafran, if you please, darling. Aurelian was an old man's name for me.

Not at all. Good evening, everyone. What a charming little gathering. 🌸

oh he's PRETTY 🥺

Ay, the statue talks. 😁

Oi. Another one?

How many more, Fairy???

I will drown myself in the shark's tank.

Door's open, gatito (kitty). 😁

Brutus. We've met, actually. Tuesday, two in the morning.

You snore beautifully.

...WHAT?

And Ulrik, you talk in your sleep. Mostly about Fairy.

WHAT 😭😭😭

how did you get in the snowfield???

The vents, Finn. And you keep your pebbles in a very neat row.

I moved one. Did you notice?

I KNEW IT. I KNEW ONE WAS WRONG 😭😭

Zafran. You came to the Taiga too.

I did. You were asleep. I left you some honey. 🍯

...Thank you. That was very polite. 🙂

Please do not do it again.

You came to MY tank? 😁

Certainly not. I don't swim, Santiago. I watched from the tunnel.

You sleep with your mouth open.

Everyone sleeps with their mouth open, flaco (skinny). 😁

Sardine. He's a creep.

Agreed, viejo (old man). Creep. 🐊🦈

How terribly hurtful.

Also, Daniel has quit again.

Again?

Eleventh time. He'll be back on Monday. He always is.

Oh, and Fairy, darling. You left your hair clip on my bench this morning.

Don't worry. I'm keeping it safe.

With the other six. 🌸

SIX?!

WHAT?!

can i have one 🥺

Oh, he's GOOD. 😁

I like him.

Nobody is keeping anybody's hair clips. 🙂

Of course not, Mikhail. 🙂

Ask me tomorrow, bunga (flower). Six o'clock. Don't be late.

I worry. 🌸

hello.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

fairy he's the thing under the floor 😭😭

i can smell him through the vents. i'm hiding under my ridge

Ah. The neighbour downstairs. I did say they never come up.

...He came up.

Fairy. Why is the thing that breaks glass in our group chat 😐

hi.

Hi!! Hello!! Love that for you!! 😁😁

...alright mate. no worries. ur welcome here. very welcome

brutus is being NICE. we're all gonna die 😭

Welcome, Zhen. We have honey. 🍯

All of it is yours. Please.

no.

...Okay. 🙂

That is okay.

I am not scared.

I have simply gone to the back of my enclosure. For no reason.

...

fairy.

did you eat today.

go eat. now.

fairy go eat

EAT FAIRY 😭

Eat, sirenita (little mermaid). Please. For all of us. 😐

Eat. 🍯

good.

she's mine.

yep

yep!!! totally!!! 🥺

Never even crossed my mind. 😁

Agreed.

Of course. Wouldn't dream of it.

...can i still say goodnight to her 🥺

...

fine.

😭😭😭 he said fine

oi. has danny met him

he saw my tail in the lift.

he quit.

even DANNY ran 😭

no reason

No reason! 😁

No reason at all, darling.