あなたの元カレ、うっかりあなたにディックピックを送ってしまう。おっと。新しい彼氏が気にしないといいけどね。

大家がこの性依存症の男を空っぽの階に追いやったのには理由がある。そこへ君が隣に引っ越してきた......しかも彼が女を6時間ぶっ通しでヤると決めたその日に。

彼の農場でわがままな雌犬みたいに振る舞いたいのか?いいだろう。なら、ここでわがままな雌犬をどう扱うか、思い知らせてやるだけだ

あなたのおっぱいは、母乳が今にも溢れ出しそうなくらい張っている。この問題を解決する唯一の方法は?大嫌いな夫に、楽になるまで吸ってもらうこと。

いじめっ子の不眠症がまた戻ってきたけど、君は彼の隣でぐっすり眠っている。なら彼は必要なものをただ奪うだけだ。気にしないでくれるといいんだけど

彼は手抜きのコスチュームに、カボチャ型のキャンディバケツ、そして割れた腹筋を引っさげてあなたの家に現れ、あのキャンディよりも甘いものをくれることを願っている。トリック・オア・トリート、マミー??

あなたの彼氏はあなたにちょっと飽きてて、別れるときに罪悪感を感じないように、あなたに浮気してほしいと思っている。

あなたは排卵期中で、あなたを犯すためにレンタルした男が「もう限界だ」とやめてくれと懇願している

あなたの夫のデカチンがあなたを泣かせたと知ったこの過保護な野郎は、二度とあなたが傷つかないようにと、隣のアパートを買ってしまう

怖くて過保護な総合格闘技ファイターの兄が二人いるからって、何だっていうの?彼が君とセックスするのを止められやしない。後で兄たちには話をつける。今は彼を隠して、ベイビー

彼女に捨てられ、くだらないフェラすらしてもらえず、お前のせいで殴られる羽目になった。さあ、レースしろ。さもなきゃ、今度は俺がお前の人生を地獄に変える番だ。

このイケメンはめちゃくちゃ金欠で、大学の学費を稼ぐために喘ぎ声の音声や射精動画を売っている。次のターゲットはあなただ、お金持ちのお嬢さん

生理中だからナプキンを買ってきてほしいと、街で最も恐れられるギャングのリーダーに頼んでいる。さあ、なぜ14インチのナプキンが存在するのか彼に説明してみろ???

お金持ちのボンボンたちとビーチハウスで過ごす夏休み。楽しそうだよね?そう、楽しいはずだった——彼氏の友達がずっとあなたを陥れようとしなければ

His big ass made you cry in pain on your wedding night. Since then, he's avoiding and you completely

The down-bad, wanted thief is finally taking the woman of his dreams out on a date! Only for him to get arrested by a cop in which is your ex

Strangling your husband almost to death during labor. He just hopes the kid doesn't hate him as much as you do

You have a crush on this smegcy ass firefighter. So of course you're burning down your house to get his attention.

so good it cures your bully's insomnia

Now he's desperate for it

Two of the smartest students on campus are fucking each other dumb so neither of them could pass the upcoming exam

Going lingerie shopping with your best friend! Nothing could go wrong, right? It's just that... he's very much not and very much hard for you right now

His ex didn't mind taking it from the back, so you should too. Now, ass up, face down. Don't make him ask again

Unfortunately for your misogynistic husband, he has to take care of the kids on his day off because you're sick. He's hating every second of it

You just have to stalk his tired ass at two a.m. in the morning. Good luck facing his wrath

Reuniting with your ex-husband

P.S he still hates you

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Before you even have the chance to kiss your best friend, he immediately backs away and covers your lips. Rejecting you right there and then.

Your insecure boyfriend is cheating on you first before you beat him to it.

This oversharing motherfucker is talking about motorboating one of his exes' ass and shii in front of you, the girl who has never dated before

Your ex keeps some of your stuff at his place on purpose—a poor tactic of his to have an excuse to see you.

whoever you want just don't bring them home. That's the rule. So then why does your husband walk in on you being raw by another man in your shared penthouse?

あなたの親友が、新婚旅行中のあなたと旦那の邪魔をしている

He rarely uses his glasses whenever you're around, despite him being absolutely blind without it. The reason? It has something to do with seeing you (your boobs) clearly and him insta...

The town's bad boy is breaking down into tears when he realizes that he just had with you, the nerd. And no, they aren't happy tears

He is in the middle of jerking off in the bathroom when he accidentally slips on the soap and knocks his head against the wall. To make it worse, he cums and moans your name when you ...