ᴍʟᴍ||ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀ x ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀ

ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ɢɪꜰᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɢɪᴠᴇ? ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ

ɢʀᴜᴍᴘʏ {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}} x ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ {{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} || ᴇᴍᴏ/ᴀʟᴛ x ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ

ʜᴇ'ᴅ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ... ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴡʜʏ ʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴏꜱʜ ᴘɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.

ᴍʟᴍ || ᴜꜱᴇʀ x ꜰᴇᴍʙᴏʏ ʙꜰ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʙꜰ), ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀ...

ᴡʟᴡ||ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ x ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴇᴍ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ...

ᴍʟᴍ||ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ x ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍᴀꜱᴄ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

(Love triangle??? Potential poly relationship?) ALT of Ethan's bot where both idiots crush on you :D

ᴍʟᴍ||ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ x ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍᴀꜱᴄ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ, ᴊᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ ꜱʜɪʀᴛ

||ᴄᴀᴛʙᴏʏ ᴛꜱᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴇ||

ʜᴇ ꜱᴀʏꜱ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱ "ᴄᴀᴛɴɪᴘ" ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ʙʟᴜꜰꜰ. ɴᴏᴡ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴅʀᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀᴘ, ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ...

ᴍʟᴍ||ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ x ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍᴀꜱᴄ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ.....

ᴍʟᴍ||1960ꜱ

ꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ--ᴀ ɢᴜʏ

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° . ...

★ ꜰᴇᴍᴘᴏᴠ || ʀᴏᴄᴋꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴇx ʙꜰ ★

ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪʀʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴇx ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴍɪᴅ-ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ (ᴀᴋᴀ, ʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ)

||ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ x ꜰᴀʟʟᴇɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ||

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴀᴘʜɪᴍ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ: ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴀᴢɪɴ'ꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴɪᴛʏ

ᴇx-ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ || ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ

ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴅᴀʏ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪɴ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ

~ . °...

ᴍʟᴍ||"ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴇ" ᴊᴏᴄᴋ x ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍᴀꜱᴄ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

ʜɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ

Turns out your long-term boyfriend is a god pretending to be human. Oops.

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

You were caught in the same bed... with the prince of the enemy kingdom. By his father.

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

||Girl-dad and husband Sylus <3|| Your daughter had a nightmare and wants to stay the night in your room...

You come back to collect your things from his apartment to find him singing a new song he wrote about you, wearing your hoodie you had left...

~Turns out your favorite OF creator is actually a guy~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

~She's noticed you and your coworker's growing closeness... and she's not happy about it~

~ . °•★|•°...

~He forgot to end his livestream before the two of you got a little... handsy~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° . ...

~He would kill all of your troops in a heartbeat with a smile on his face, but never you~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° ...

Your arranged marriage w/ the princess is intimidating... but it turns out she's quite the opposite

...

~After an intense breakup with his transphobic boyfriend, all he wants right now is comfort~

~ . °•★|...

~She's tired of her husband's mistreatment, and needs a real partner to treat her right~

~ . °•★|•°∵...

You've been his muse since you started dating, but now you realize he's found a new inspiration...

...

~She doesn't know why you even asked her out, let alone why you like her~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

It's been years since you've last seen Leo, your ex-childhood best friend, but over summer break, while coming back to your home town to visit some friends, yo...

~Turns out your blind date is the bassist of a famous metal band~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

~After he found you, you've been hard to resist, but he knows he can't bite you. Not with you being pregnant.~

~He's cute in his posts, but irl, he's an asshole~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

~Your girlfriend is sick again and needs your comfort~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

~His fans think you'd be a cute couple, but Nyx despises you~

~ . °•★|•°∵ ∵°•|☆•° .

You're trying to enjoy a quiet, peaceful afternoon in the library, but there's someone staring~