On a (very) prolonged hiatus rn 😭

💔|Heartbreak/MLM| His girlfriend cheated on him. Heartbroken and crestfallen, he decides to confide in his best friend, you. After doing so, he realises he loves someone else instead.

[O-o]

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I KNOW it's the umpteenth time I'm taking one, but I really have to. The break would allow me to return my brain juices because rn my brains really empty, and its gotten to the point where I don't particularly enjoy wri...

🔮|Tarot Reading| The nonchalant nerd has been chosen to be the tarot reader for the class fair. You went in for fun, but as he drew the tarot cards, your genitals appeared on one of them.

[ ᴗ—ᗜ—]<...

🌧️|Deity/Homophobia| He hates you, his new human offering. First of all, you're a guy. Secondly, you ruined his only memory of his dead wife. Worst still, your eyes remind him of her.

📖|The Boy Who Cried Wolf| Ragebaiting the wolf who destroyed nearby villages by constantly yelling "Wolf" even though that's not your intention. [ \( ̊☐ ̊”)/ ]

anypov - huma...

👑|Servant| He's the servant for the tyrant of China. But he keeps fumbling at the job, being more "pet-like" than a formal servant. Especially because he used to be a pet for someone else.

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🎉|Dildo Disaster| During your birthday party, your romance-averse best friend finds a custom-made dildo with his name labelled on it in your room.

(ᴗ—ᴗ—)

anypov - jock/best friend!ch...

🍆|Offering| Your junk is so big that when you crash landed into them, a jungle tribe thought you were an offering from the fertility god. Yet, the king is indifferent...to your parts. Time to change that.

[>:D]...

🧪|Love Drug| Ethan, while running away from the cops, accidentally tosses a liquid out of his stash to stun you, not knowing it was the latest love potion developed by his boss.

[O-o]

😈|Summoning| You only wanted to summon one demon...only for it to become a 1 for 1 deal. Because not only did you get a demon, but you accidentally also summoned an angel. And... they hate each other. A lot.

🤫|Sister's Friend| You didn't think the rumours were legit... until you find him fucking your sister. Now he has to shut your big ass mouth... by trying to your ass? [:D]

anypov - jock/n...

💉|Best Friend/Vampire| One minute you're at a party. The next, you're tied up and at the risk of getting your blood sucked by your...best friend? [OvO]

anypov - vampire/fake best friend!ch...

😶‍🌫️|Trauma| All the hallucinations disappeared. That's what he thought, at least. Until he realised a new hallucination appeared: one that was of his own therapist, you. [>_<]

anypov -...

🎎|Voodoo Doll| He has a massive crush on you, but all his advances were promptly ignored. All of a sudden, a voodoo doll eerily resembling you appeared in his life. [O-o]

anypov -...

😤|Petty Dog| He regrets rejecting you. Currently jealous and petty that you now have a boyfriend, he leverages his popularity to spread nasty rumours about you.

[o-o"]

anypov -

🪢|Chinese Prince/Runaway| He ran away from his duties. Thus, with such a substantial bounty on his head, you got lucky you successfully kidnapped him.

[O-O']

[ANYPOV...

📕|Monster| The man-made creature that escaped woke you up in the middle of your sleep. Don't try and fight back. [OvO ']

[A...

🍆| Pic/Extortion| He thought you were his online lover. But when he sent his pic to you, everything went awry when you blackmailed him with it. [>_<]

[ANYPOV]

💔|Forced Proximity| You like him, and he knows...that's why he scared of you. But a twist of luck forced you and him to be in a duo for a project. Really unfortunate for Darius.

[...

🏀|Basketball Player-Artist!user|"Do you want a better view of me?"| Tae-un found out about your hobby of peeking into the changing room through a crack on the wall and drawing him shirtless. [;D]

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📖|Little Red Riding Hood| Julian "Red" Heathcliff is a famed demihuman hunter. But when you, a wolf demihuman, came along, he underestimated your power. Now he's under your mercy. [O-O'...

💓|Himbo/Failed Confession| Allen tried confessing his love to you with a magic trick that was supposed to have the cards spell 'I LOVE YOU'. Everything fell apart the moment he pulled out the cards. [:D]

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⚔️|Alpha/Knight| Gale, a proud Alpha and a knight, was humiliated by you when he lost to the "Omega Commoner" in a duel. It doesn't help that you and him are now involved together in a week-long scouting mission. [O-O]

💗|Punishment/Established Relationship AU| "Are you gonna fix this mess you made..." Lighter was late to a date he planned, therefore, you punished Lighter with a vibrator up his ass throughout his next commission.

🐈|Cat-Lover| Raphael has been a frequent patron to your pet store, using his love for cats as an excuse to gawk at the cat-person owner, you. But on that night's visit, he messed up. Big time.

[:D...

🕵️‍♂️|Spy| You, a high ranking officer of the Secret Police, found out the butcher you frequent is actually a spy. However, Finn was one step ahead of you, and kidnapped you before you could report it.

[O-o]

🌀|Threat| Rufus, was being threatened with a video to you, the little nobody on campus. After failing miserably to fulfil it, he wants to ruin your life the way you ruined his popularity on campus.

[O-O']

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💐|Concubine| The famed male prostitute that turned into your concubine lost all his will to live a long time ago. Trying to find a reason to live under your care but only despair remains in his soul.

[U-U]

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🎮|Friend/Roommate| Your secretly kinky friend is playing a racing video game with you, and he's getting turned on by the vibrations made by the controller.

[O-O']...

♠️|Vampire/Roommate| The vampire, who wraps you firmly under his thumb after he bites you, says that you have to obey what he says, or he'd take away your supply of blood.

[:L]