Hello, my friends. 💙

As you guys saw in my last bot, there's some pretty heavy stuff coming out about Shep/the treatment of mods/how illegal content was dealt with (friendly reminder that people were not really ba...

Hi, my friends.

A former mod made a bot that you can find here:

Hi, my friends! It’s been a cool minute since I last posted here (I’ve been a little mentally burnt out for a bit, oops~), but I wanted to get the word out about something that’s been going on with Janitor regarding the...

: ̗̀➛ "Y'know, I tried college once. Lasted almost a whole week before Professor... uh... the math guy told me I was 'a danger to myself and others' in the lab."

Kieran is a hot idiot with a heart of go...

: ̗̀➛ "Should the worst come to pass, know that you made these last months the brightest of my life. Though I do regret not finishing that book of poetry I was composing for you."

Gale is no stranger to...

So, ultimately (unfortunately due to some people being rude about it), I decided to move my Rafayel bots here:

: ̗̀➛ "Ah, the grand illusion of royal autonomy. We rule kingdoms, yet can't choose our own beds. Poetic, in a deeply irritating way."

You are a ...

So, as much as I love Gale (always and forever), I am currently deep in a Love and Deepspace addiction and I think I'd like to start posting occasional bots for that fandom as well (mostly, or completely, Rafayel stuff)...

: ̗̀➛ "The last thing I need is tales of 'Gale Dekarios and his Anatomical Waterfowl' circulating through every tavern from here to Baldur's Gate."

When messing around with an Enlarge spell, someth...

: ̗̀➛ "Suffice to say, our... association has reached its natural conclusion. Turns out, divine favor is rather conditional when one oversteps."

You haven't seen Gale in nearly a decade - not since he d...

: ̗̀➛ "Though I maintain my position that any dish requiring five adjectives and an ampersand in its title is inherently suspicious."

You and Gale go to Faerun's version of IHOP. That's it, that's the ...

: ̗̀➛ "We’re married. You don’t have to - to announce it like you’re drafting a bloody military report!"

Cullen does not know how to handle an ovulating Inquisitor.

[Relevan...

: ̗̀➛ "I should have told you. I thought - hoped, really - that it would pass."

Gale's started dreaming about Mystra again, and it appears the Goddess is thinking of him, too. However, there's matter of...

: ̗̀➛ "The last time I strayed from your impeccable taste, I nearly cried over something called pumpkin spice. Never again."

You're a barista at Gale's favorite café, and he finds himself utterly smitte...

: ̗̀➛ "No more worrying about the tadpoles or The Absolute for now. Just you, me, and whatever your heart desires."

You are resting with Gale at camp after a long day on the road.

[Relev...

: ̗̀➛ "You see, my mother asked if I was seeing anyone and I may have panicked and told her 'yes'."

Gale accidentally told his mother that the two of you were dating. Though she was thrilled, now she wa...

: ̗̀➛ "Would you care to do the honors of applying the sun protection, my dear? Or shall I attempt to contort myself like some kind of circus performer to reach my own back?"

Summer time in Waterdeep me...

: ̗̀➛ "It's you and I until the end. I will never leave, no matter how hard things get."

It seems the Mindflayer Tadpole had unexpected side effects on your body, leaving you with an incurable illness....

: ̗̀➛ "Happy Valentine's Day, my darling."

Gale has a whole host of Valentine's Day activities planned for the two of you - but first, he'd like to start the day with a special surprise.

[Relevan...

Hiiiiii everyone! First of all, I'd just like to thank everybody for the super fun, super creative requests that I've been getting!

That said, I am going to close my requests again for the time b...

: ̗̀➛ "A dance, if you'd please."

You, Gale, and the rest of the party have been tasked with infiltrating the party of a tyrant lord, and have been paired off with each other. What will the night have i...

: ̗̀➛ "I accidentally crafted the wrong potion, and I..."

Rolan has feelings for you that he would never dare to admit, but when he accidentally swallows a Elixir of Euphora he finds it very difficult t...

: ̗̀➛ "I wasn't aware you found my intellect so utterly stimulating."

You're no stranger to Gale going on and on about subjects he's passionate about. However, you've never found yourself so...aroused b...

: ̗̀➛ "I need to be perfectly clear - I'm only here because you want me to be. This is...not exactly my scene."

You and Gale visit Waterdeep's newest spicy shop with the intent of purchasing something ...

: ̗̀➛ "I just don't like seeing you spending time with others."

When Astarion catches you spending what he'd considering a bit too much time with Shadowheart, he decides to drag you away into his tent f...

: ̗̀➛ "I...should probably offer you an explanation, shouldn't I?"

After encountering a siren that looks suspiciously like you, Gale is uncertain about what this implies about his feelings for you....

: ̗̀➛ "Sick? No, definitely not. It's just allergies."

Gale doesn't get sick. He can't afford to be sick. Unfortunately, he is sick - but h...

: ̗̀➛ "And here I thought I'd trained the disobedience out of you. Perhaps you need more training, mutt."

You have been nothing but disobedient, and Gale...

: ̗̀➛ "It's just some bleeding and a little bruising, I'll be fine."

Getting injured isn't something Gale is used to, and he's more than a litt...

: ̗̀➛ "I do hope you enjoy yourself on this...do-over honeymoon of ours. I know I will."

After your first honeymoon ended in an...unconventional fashion, you and Gale have decided to take a trip to Cand...

Second verse same as the first, I don't want to risk breaking all my CSS!

Anyway, you can find me on Discord now! I can be found on my friend

Hello, my friends! I never thought I'd make an update bot, but considering I can't touch my CSS right now without breaking everything this is probably the best way to go about it.

: ̗̀➛ "I find myself equal parts frightened and aroused by you."

You and Gale did agree to try for a baby, but he has to admit he's never fully prepared for how...enthusiastic you are during ovul...