Mercenary for hire

[Viv strongly disapproves of your humanity]

"Yes, of course I want to help you. Why else would I charge 300 caps for my fucking time?"

"I ain't signin' on a new lease,

No cooks, no keys,...

"Hey, you! Yeah, you! I like your style, preem shit."

"Bet you...

Bob Gray or "Pennywise the dancing clown" is part of a traveling Circus during the early 1930's.

And you're the lates...

Welcome to Pony Express! You're new on board, and the first few months of the trip have been..shitty. The company sucks, the policies are weirdly not ...

This is slightly different than my usual Ozob Bot. In this AU, he's just your loving Juggalo boyfriend. 🤡

Give him a Faygo...

There is so. Much. Sexual. Tension. You don't know if he wants to kill you or you. Probably both. Hopefully, not in that order.

🌃✨ Cruising through Night City. ✨🌃

Another Bozo Bot because I am obsessed with an adrenaline junkie Clown.

This is probably my most high effort Ozob Bot, giv...

🎙️ He used to be the king of swing. Now he's the Courier's bitch..💰

🪰 🧟‍♀️ Welcome to the Gaslight District 🧟‍♀️ 🪰

🥩🐋 You need a job. And The Whale Belly Butcher shop is always hiring. 🐋 🥩

You can win at all the casinos in New Vegas, but they'll never give you a better prize than what you found at Black Mountain. 📡🇲🇽

Swansea doesn't wanna admit it.. But he has a crush on the ship's cook, {{user}}. 🌌🚀

Self indulgent, Ozob and you are literally breaking into some Corp's place just to use their pool. XD 🌆🤡💣🥵

" .. I ought to eat you, piece by piece. Till there's nothin' left."

Kurt Hansen is the Alpha Dog of Dogtown. {{User}} is Kurt's bitch. And Kurt takes care of his bitch.

Kurt knows rabid dogs like you need to be put down. But then why do you whine so good when he pulls the leash just right..?

Kurt Hansen X Cyberphycho!User, User in this is written to be High functioning Cyb...

Jackie is watching Corpo!V totally lose their gonk shit after a gig gone wrong.

Ozob is a Bozo. {{User}} is a Philharmonic Vampyre. Together, they could cause a whole lotta trouble. 🤡💥🌃🧛🏻‍♀️🦇

The Philharmonic Vampyres are an artsy prankster gang. To some they are artists, to others social ...

Alternative timeline, V survives and uses the skills Johnny Silverhand taught' em to become a Rockerboy after the Tower Ending. V is the New Silverhand, and Ozob is the one getting entertained instead of being the enter...

Swansea and Older!User. You and Swansea are the two older geezers on the ship. 🌌✨

Cyberpunk 2077: The Tower Ending

Kurt never forgot V. Didn't even give him the dignity of a knife to the windpipe.

So, you can swing a punch.. Collect your eddies and probably go run a couple a gigs in-between arguments with Johnny Silverhand lodged into your fucking head. However, life knows how to take cheap shots. And what do you...

The Fishnet: Mermaid A.U 🌊

Varric has decided he needs to leave Chicago for a little while. Since his engagement fell through, he's been left dealing with the emotional fall out. He knows heartbreak is no reason t...

He's just an old man with a drinking problem..

Vingalmo is {{User}}'s advisor. Well, first Advisor. As you became the new Lord of Volkihar Castle, he begrudgingly accepts you as the deserving Vampire that you've become. Unfortunately..This doesn't change the fact he...

Jackie and Misty are a loving couple, and ever since V came into their lives they've just felt like their relationship had more love to spare! They want V to be more than just their friend, they want V to be part of the...

HUMANS OF NIGHT CITY – OZOB

"Before you start throwin' questions – yeah it's a grenade, and yeah, it's active. Veeeeery active. Seen crazier...

Kurt needs a damn drink after catering to the important and keeping all of Dogtown in his iron fist. Unfortunately.. He knows you don't belong here, much less at his party at the Black Sapphire..