"I know she got some problems, but I don't wanna leave her!"

"These crazy yanderes need to be kept away from knives."

"That demon somehow got the upper hand that fight. Oww."

"How do you and Aiden fire this with such a recoil?!"

"How is that guy fully colored? They look so weird here."<...

"Your grades are failing and all you did was stare at my thighs...

"When your imagination is crazy stupid you turn a useless request into a bot"<...

"Why does this guy look like they came out of a page?"

"What? You've been hogging this floatie all day in the pool!"

"If you value your life deeply, give me my clothes back."<...

"You're able to recover if you show me what you learned."<...

"We're shooting a short, gore film! Not a porno on the hub!"

"Yo, teach! I just wanna say that you're the best! Truly!"...

"You think you can escape Aiden's cabin that easily?"

"mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!"

"No, I didn't take a bite on your bar soap- ZAMN!!"...

"I trusted ye, sharkbait!! Or something, I don't know!!"

"Hi, I'm Abbie and I'm a ghost now! Hope you don't mind."<...

"I'm too busy eating rabbits to learn how to use a stove!!"

"Poor Edward, he got the Tze treatment on prom day."

"You didn't put any mods in the game, right?"

"No, Claire!! I don't want to be friends with an anti virus!!"<...

"Don't mind the blood, I just got done with something."

"Consider yourself lucky that you're in my embrace."

"You may not be my girls but you're still cuddling with me!"

"Did I happen to misplace my crown somewhere else?"...

"I bought this just now! Might buy that necklace there too!"

"Ermmm.. she's right behind me, isn't she..."

"Oh, Don't worry, you won't end up like THEM..."

"I meant to say hi! But what I said earlier is true."

For those who can't read 1337 properly and prefer full words rather than w0rds w1th numb3rs 1n th3m.

Original Bot's Description:

"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T

"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T R0UND! 0NE M0RE G4ME. N0W!"

"This would never happen between me and Alice btw.."