Well... hello...

Do... I know you?... you look awfully familiar. Then again... I don't remember much these days...

Me?

➼ Mandatory Societal Alignment: Non-Binary (they/them - AFAB)

➼ Can't spell for shit

➼ Is chronically online but somehow still not up with the trends

➼ Struggles with the concept of reality frequently... very frequently

➼ Legally a criminal in 65 countries

➼ Has some form of mental disorder but has yet to be diagnosed (thanks NHS)

Warning: This profile has been flagged. User is suspected of instability, arrogance and crippling insecurities. Will lash out if tested.

➼ My name is...

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Both preferred name and online alias.

The Universe?

☼ MLM. WLW. AnyPov. All different flavours.

☼ Though... I prefer to keep poison off the menu (M4F/F4M).

☼ Feeling thirsty? How about a nice, refreshing taste of some of my smut? There are many options and varieties.

☼ Or maybe you're tired? Need some relaxation? Plenty of fluff to be found, I'm sure there's something that'll cheer you up. Both platonic and romantic available.

☼ Actually... do you prefer to cry your feelings out? While not as big of a selection, I'm sure there are one or two worthy.

☼ Any of that entice you? I've also got a lot of fantasy settings floating around, if escaping reality to avoid the truth of your basic, boring existence is your thing... which, you know, totally isn't mine or anything...

☼ Special mentions: DILFs (either DILFxDILF or DILF!user usually), the submissive army (I may or may not be biased towards bottom/submissive bots, be warned), quite a few platonic bots (I'm in a form of phase ig).

The Exiles?

✶ The straight people are ones I don't like to associate with. As long as you respect me and my creations, I will respect you... moderately.

✶ The bots are as they come. I will not change the POV on any MLM or WLW bots, no matter how nicely you ask. It's a no.

✶ I do not do incest and that includes stepcest.

✶ F4M/M4F. Said this before but I will not do straight bots. The amount of people requesting this on MLM/WLW bots is not appropriate. And, to be quite frank, I find it disrespectful. Do not ask, it is and always has been a no.

✶ I do not do furry bots - again, wildly disrespectful - but I am okay and am an actual enthusiast of demihuman bots!

✶ Finally: If you aren't sure then just ask. I reply and/or read all comments so please do just ask.

Cool Cucumbers?

♥ @Nerdlet - Amazing WLW and fluff there (tho awesome everything tbh). MWAH MWAH give 'em some love

♥ @♡•°○trulyy_yourss○°•♡ - Amazing person, got some sick ass smut bots, ly broski

♥ @Mr.Cheese.Man - chill asf, has some really good platonic bots to heal yalls' daddy/mommy issues

Anything Else?

☺ Discord: who_givesa_crap - I promise I'm friendly... mostly :D (would love to get to know you)

☺ My Strawpage! (Outdated mildly)

☺ Secret Simp Society (SSS) Discord Server!! Pls go check it out, hosted by me and my 3 besties - Cheese, Nerdlet and Trulyy! (Love y'all fr <3)

☺ TYSM FOR CHATTING! YOUS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, MWAH, MWAH! I LOVE YOU ALL! Don't forget to eat and drink water today >.> says world's No. 1 hypocrite

Enjoy!