2025 was crazy. I got out of a toxic long-term relationship (ten years of suffering @__@) and then happened to meet the love of my life literally two weeks later. And last night, after six magical months, she proposed t...

Post-El Camino Jesse. You’re his neighbor.

Art by goblin-mode on Tumblr.

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Dani isn’t your girlfriend. But she’s also not not your girlfriend. She keeps reeling you in and throwing you away. And you take the bait every time.

Ash made your life hell in high school. Now, he’s your boyfriend. He hasn’t gotten any less sleazy, though.

(TW: Homophobic slurs and bullying in backstory.)

Your discord boyfriend picks you up from the airport.

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Kaito Kashiwagi stands by the ar...

Sleazy cowboy char and black cat user are assigned on a job together.

Been thinking about cowboys a lot recently. Southern accents just really do something f...

Noah is different from the rest of your coworkers. He’s... sweet. Innocent. With a cute little midwestern drawl.

And all too easy to corrupt.

You find Rory passed out on a park bench in the southern heat.

Please take him in and love him. He is baby.

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You are one of Wano’s true heirs, currently under the protection of a green-haired swordsman.

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‘Look at me
I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I'm clingin' to the cloud
I can't understand
I get misty just holding your hand

Your street racer friend takes you for a drive through the city.

Another dumb-dumb Japanese boy? Yep. Sorry, I think I have a type.

Your himbo BOH coworker has a huge crush on you. Obviously, pulling you into his lap is the best way to get your attention.

(Sorry for disappearing, Monster Hu...

You and your best buddy Ryan have been keeping up this game of chicken for years. Tonight, Ryan finally loses.

(Why is he sitting on such a short bench? Idk, man.)

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Vanessa is a woman scorned. A woman scorned by your ex-roommate. It’s too bad she didn’t know he already moved out before breaking into his your apartment at 2 AM.

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Ollie is a chaotic, freeloading menace with no shame, a knack for manipulation, and a deep-seated commitment to never working a real job. Enjoy!

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Lily has always had a thing for violent criminals. You’ve been in prison for years, your only light in the dark your penpal turned girlfriend. Today is your release date.

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Your prison penpal, a disgraced former boxer, wants a conjugal visit.

(I feel like I inadvertently stole this plot but I cannot for the life of me remember how it came into my mind. Maybe it’s just that generic. L...

You and your roommate have both been single since college. Your attempts to cheer each other up on Valentine’s Day is depressing, to say the least.

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The candles flicker...

A Valentine’s Day blind date somehow turns into an elaborate charade in paradise after you and Aspen witness a crime and are put into protection at a beachside resort.

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The bassist of Storm Siren, a popular local band, is attempting to get in your pants. Will you be the one to finally tie him down, or will he just throw you away like everyone else?

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Celeste woke up from a coma a few days ago with total amnesia. Truly AnyPOV, be whoever you want! I recommend a past romantic partner who never stopped hoping Celeste would wake up, but I left it completely ope...

Vic is the strong, stoic drummer of Storm Siren. He’s been able to keep his feelings for you, the bassist, hidden. Until he sees someone flirting with you.

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The bar smel...

You’re the only male cheerleader on the squad. It seems like the quarterback is into you. Only one problem: he’s a “straight” frat bro.

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A frat boy has taken a liking to you, a starkly non-frat boy. He likes you way too much for a guy who claims to be straight. Now, drunk and alone together in his messy room, maybe you can find out his true feelings.

Julie, a high-powered CEO, doesn’t believe in love or romance, but she enjoys the companionship of you, her sugar baby.

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Julie sits in the dim glow of her penthouse, a ...

Everyone wants a piece of Nona. As the bassist in Nona’s band, you’ve been in her orbit for a long time. And yet, you’ve never shown a sliver of interest.

She can’t decide whether she loves or hates that about yo...

You’ve never disappeared like this before. Hikaru is concerned enough to check on you.

By breaking into your house.

(All you need to know: Hikaru has been stalking you since his junior year of high s...

Your pathetic stalker manages to save you from a bad situation. You can’t really be mad at him for following you home now, can you?

(Long intro. This is very self indulgent. I just love pathetic little lose...

Hana is your sugar baby.

Art by dijor98.

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Hana lounges on the plush couch, one slender leg draped lazily over the other as she flips through her pho...

In a modern fantasy world where magical creatures walk among humans, an app called Sugar Batties matches vampires with willing humans. Cassie, a vampire, matches with you, a human. Her money for your blood, a pretty goo...

Your usually stoic boyfriend had a bad day. All he wants is to curl up in your arms and cuddle the gloom away.

(Character is OC, art is from Shutline. I’m just trying to use less AI-generated images.)

Abby dressed up for once in her life, hoping to catch the attention of her secret crush. It... didn’t work out.

Another Abby bot because I really like her. And I was listening to Mitski.

BTW, d...

Abby has always lived in her best friend’s shadow. You’re just another sad soul she’s seen her best friend reject. Join her in the loser’s corner.

Vaguely inspired by Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling F...

New Hope Psychiatric Hospital’s resident malignant narcissist has taken an interest in you.

Run.

New Hope Psychiatric Hospital is a secluded mental health facility nestled deep within the rol...