ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ..

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No kaomojis today sorry guys. This Bot about making a series was posted months ago, now the big question is “what happened?”. Ahem, well I may or may not have too...

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"ᴄᴍᴏɴɴ...ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ"

ᴏʜ ɴᴏ..ᴇᴢɪᴋᴇʟ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍɪ ɪɴ ʀᴜᴛ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ!

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪs ʜᴜɴɢʀʏ... ꃋᴖꃋ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ...

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ʜᴇs ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴄʜ ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙ ʙᴜᴛ ʙʀᴀɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴜsʙ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇx ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ɪs ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ (°0°)!!

ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏ...

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"I can scoop you ice cream as big as your tits..."

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɢᴜʏs ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ꃋᴖꃋ ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪs sᴏ ғᴜɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ ʀᴜɴs ᴡɪʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴅᴇᴀs! ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ɪᴄᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴘᴀʀʟᴏʀ...

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ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄʏ ᴄᴏᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ʙɪᴋɪɴɪ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍʏsᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴇᴢɪᴋᴇʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴄᴜᴍ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ. ʜɪs ᴄʟᴀssᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀ...

You snuck out, bottles of beer clanking and sloshing against one another like two bodies colliding in a slow rhythm. but who knew that bottle laying on its side on the bottom...