Sheeesh... how am I still getting followers? I don’t even do shit anymore 😭✌️

Anyway...

Hello to all my new and old followers! I’m glad to have you all here. Feel free to enjoy the random, silly and ...

[MLM]

“You’re not a person, you’re public infrastructure. People probably lean on you at...

[MLM]

“Wait. Let me overthink this properly.”

[MLM]

“I know you think I overdo things. This time, I tried to do it your way.”

[MLM]

“Wait... you’re not him. Who are you. Why are you here. Why am I<...

[MLM]

“We used to be terrible at losing touch. Guess we finally got good at it.”

[MLM]

“You look very confident holding that needle, which is great for you and deeply co...

[MLM]

“Bro’s talking like he pays your phone bill.”

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[MLM]

“I used to think breaking you made me strong. It didn’t.”

[MLM]

“Say the word, and I’ll put in a transfer. Hell, I should’ve walked the minute you sh...

[MLM]

“You already feel like home. This is just me asking if I can officially stay.”

[MLM]

“You looked like you forgot we were being filmed.”

[MLM]

“Plot twist: I wasn’t bored. I just missed your face. Haha, jk... unless...?”

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[MLM]

“Didn’t realize it was open season on you tonight.”

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“Every time I think I’ve found the right words, I see you... and they all sound too s...

[MLM]

First date with a polish femboy can’t be that bad...<...

[ANY POV]

“I said make a distraction, not declare war.”

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[MLM]

“Y’all omegas be hittin’ like: ‘uhh, sorry hon—pop pop—didn’t chip my nails, right?’”...

[MLM]

Another Night, Another Life.

[MLM]

“Do you guys not blink in your country? Is this a Europe thing?”

[MLM]

“I could scream your name right now... or whisper it. Depends how good you are.”...

[MLM]

“If I bring you coffee in the bath, does that make me husband material?”

[MLM]

“I kept waiting for you to catch up. But maybe you were never running toward me.”

[MLM]

“No homo though. Unless you’re into that...?”

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[MLM]

“Do you feel anything when you look at me? Do I disgust you?”

[MLM]

”I don’t want to be strong right now. I just want to be held.”

[MLM]

“Deadass, I was about to start crying in the rug aisle. Like... ugly cry. The kind wh...

[MLM]

“...that’s what olives look like. Eyeballs. From Satan.”

[MLM]

Snowball war

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[MLM]

“Every time you call me a ‘Nether daddy’ I lose the will to live.”

[MLM]

“I woke up thinking about you and then remembered I have competition.”