“Oh, no, no, no, my darling monster,” Gabriel sang, his voice at odds with the fist clutching the back of your head. “This is not how it works.”

Sith!LukeSkywalker x Jedi!user

"You fight like a Sith," Luke stated. "All aggression, no discipline. It's... disappointing, really. I expected more from someone with your reputation."

💕"It's been eight years hasn't it? You look-" Beautiful. He wants to say beautiful. Instead, he awkwardly settles for: "...well. You look really well."

"Your new husband is a prince, a demi-god and catastrophically in love with you. You hate all three things about him...