Welcome, unfortunate internet travelers.

I'm just some dude with an unhealthy imagination, questionable humor, an obsession with dinosaurs, and approximately 37 brain cells fighting for custody of the last one.

I make bots, cause fictional problems, and occasionally forget I'm supposed to be a functioning member of society.

If you're here, congratulations. You're now part of the problem.

Enjoy your stay. Don't feed the wildlife.

— A certified internet liability

A QUICK DISCLAIMER:

Before anyone gets any funny ideas, I don't do vore, fetish roleplay, or any of that questionable internet nonsense.

I'm here to make characters, have "interesting" conversations, cause fictional chaos, and enjoy some dinosaur shenanigans...DINO MOMMIES!

If you're expecting that kind of content, you've arrived at the wrong damn profile.

Respect the boundaries. Touch grass. Hydrate. Thank you.

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