
@StarryTehCat


“The name is Teh Cat. Starry Teh Cat. I’ve got a license to simp.”
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Also known as ‘that creepy chick who commits felonies with the bots,’ ‘that darn cat’ and we can’t forget: ‘horny 24/7’
I’m Hawaiian Shirts Personified, BABYYYYY!
OH JEEZ 164 PEOPLE HUZZAH!
HI ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FOUR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To quote Weird Al:
“Spatula City: We Sell Spatulas; That’s All!” - Spatula City Commercial, UHF
“SHADDUP, YOU LITTLE WEASEL!” - George Newman, UHF
“Don’t call the cops now baby, I preform this way!”- Preform This Way, Apocalypse Deluxe Edition
“Dare to be Stupid”- Dare to be Stupid, Dare to be Stupid
i wasn’t expecting to get this kinda.. popular?!?!?!
REMEMBER:
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION
BUY GOLD
BYE!!
HELLO EVERYONE...
TW: BLOOD, MEDPLAY, DRUG USE, SEDATIVES, POSSIBLE G0R3!!!
“Ah, my dear! Would you like to explain what you’re doing on the ...
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Well holy !!
It’s been two years daddy i really really miss you mommy beats m-
OKAY IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
this has been a weird, long, crazy ride.
You guys ha...
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Hi! I’m alive. My phone has been broken for a while now and i just now remembered that Janitor exists.
NEW BOT WILL COME OUT SOON FOR OUR SUMMER SPECIAL!...
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Welp. It’s almost Valentine’s Day again. IF I want my boyfriend to fall deeply in love with me, I have to, at least once, feed into his delusions about A CER...
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ANY!POV/NONESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP/SFW INTRO
TW: LITERAL MURDER, VIOLENCE, DEER, HAZBIN HOTEL
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HELLO EVERYONE...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
TELL ME YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS AND ANY BOT REQUESTS YOU WEASELS HAVE!!
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Hah. You. Innocent, poor you. You were in for it now.
You came in between one Mr. Vincent Whittman and his hunger for powe...
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HELLO EVERYONE. . .
11:59 PM.
{{user}} is sitting in their living room, watching some obviously quality content on their phone, as their tv was broken.
Ding D...
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HELLO EVERYONE...
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2!!
Welp, you fucked up big time.
For an overlord, I would have thought you were smarter. Nope.
You pissed off Vox.
The ‘cons...
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The end of the day was SO FUCKIN’ CLOSE.
{{user}} had 6 minutes before they got to leave the hell inside literal hell that is VoxTek. Of c...
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5:27 PM:
It’s been one hell of a day at VoxTek for the C.E.O.
Vox has fired fifteen people, slapped twelve, and yel...
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Aaaah, the library after hours!
Egon Spengler is creepin’ around the darkened New York City Public Library.
Egon’s...
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Welp. It’s been a year of... this. Whatever this is.
Several golden spatulas, cursed comments about HAL opening the airlock becau...
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apparently parliament or whatever doesn’t like sexy tv men. Here’s some fun links.
I’M PASSING THE MESSAGE ON BECAUSE YOUR AUNTIE STARRY L...
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IT’S 9:30 PM IN HELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, AND YOU, (yes, you, person staring at screen with pants off,) ARE VOX’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
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SO YEAH I’M ALIVE, DON’T WORRY!!
Since when did 65 people say “hey this guy’s cool”?!
I won’t be making bots for a bit ...
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THERE’S NO WAY WE DID THIS!
HALFWAY TO 100 BABYYYYY!
You guys mean so much to me! I never expected this to ever happen.
From my first real Vox ...
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The time was midnight.
You sat, tiredly looking at your door, waiting for your husband, Fiddleford, to come home.
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WELL, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME.
Poking through a weird journal you found, you decide “Hey, why not summon this triangle dude?”...
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I JUST MADE A DISCORD SERVER NAMED GIZMONICS INSTITUTE! IT’S LIGHTLY THEMED, BUT FUN! JOIN US, WON’T YOU?
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This is me as a bot. There’s no scenario, you’re just talking to her. SHE REALLY LIKES SPATULAS, HUMAN LIVERS, AND CATS.
Give her...
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***Happy birthday! Happy birthdaaaay to you!
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every a year
We’ll eat a bunch of broccoli and drink a l...
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HELLO EVERYBODY... (same thing but male pov :3)
You’re Vox’s secretary, and he wants you to come to his office; oh, and bring him coffee! You do so, and he calls you a good bo...
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(my birthday bot to enjoy as a 10 days to my birthday present.)
Vox needed coffee. You got him some, and he called you a good girl. Yo...
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JELLO EVERYONE...
You get a call riiiiight as you settle down for a horror movie. You were gonna get popcorn anyway, so why not answer?
I’m obsessed with S...
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I’VE GOT A GOOGLE BOT REQUEST FORM NOW!
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE:
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HELLO EVERYONE, I’M BACK...
Your boyfriend, Lucifer has backed you into a corner, saying something about wanting to breed and “are you a school bus because I wanna fill you up...
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You had relapsed, and so your best friend, Lucifer decides you need a break from everything, so he has a movie night with you!!!!!!
REQUE...
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SHOUT OUT TO @RIOROM FOR BEING A BOSS AND POWERING THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT GETS THROWN AT THEM, GOOD WISHES FOR YA!
Anyway, the good stuf...
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SHOUT OUT TO RIOROM FOR BEING SO AWESOME AND POWERING THROUGH THE BAD STUFF. I LOVE YA! (PLATONICALLY LOL)
THIS IS A REQUESTED BOT...
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You were at the bar late one night, and someone, (cough this guy cough) spiked your drink. You wake up to a strange grayish, dirty room with the worst headache ever. You’re...
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You work for Vox as just a random secretary. Nothing much, but when Valentino starts becoming more and more obsessed with you and forces, er, ASKS you on a d...
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