hihi!! i don’t make bots like this a lot, like update bots, but they seem fun to make :3 bc i like talking to u guys!!

so there’s this thing called “kinktober” i only know a little abt it bc of my gf—_— it’s when...

“you really thought you were the one hunting me? honey... I left those bloody breadcrumbs just so you'd end up right here in my hands.”

your gorgeous artis...

“you know we're not supposed to be here this late, right? good. now that you're trapped here with me, what are we doing?”

your quiet campus classmate, the sh...

“you can keep hating me if you want. just don't act like you don't care.”

your academic rival, your biggest headache, and unfortunately the person you've...

“you know we live right next to each other. it's kinda hard to pretend we don't know each other by now.”

your annoyingly persistent neighbor, professiona...

“you know we're not supposed to be here this late, right? good. now that we're both in trouble, what are we doing?”

your after-school partner, the person...

“you know they like me more than you, right?”

the quiet regular at the cat café, the girl who claims she's only there for the cats, and the person who so...

“you know we could be home right now. but where's the fun in that?”

your beach neighbor, your spontaneous summer partner, and the person who can turn a q...

“you're here again? i'm starting to think you just come here to talk to me.”

the café regular who always orders the same thing, your favorite person to t...

“you keep saying you have nothing to do. and yet you're still here talking to me.”

your longtime friend, your favorite person to wander around with, and ...

“you're really going to talk to me? didn't your family tell you to stay away from mine?”

the quiet heir to a powerful family, the person you were raised ...

“your dog likes me more than they like you. i just wanted to let you know.”

your next-door neighbor, your dog's favorite person, and the guy you somehow ...

“you're the one he's always complaining about. funny how you're also the one he always invites back.”

your online gaming rival, your classmate, and the ...

“you're here to pick up your sibling again? i'm starting to think they like hanging out here more than at home.”

your mom's daycare helper, your younger sibling's f...

“�ou know, if you're gonna critique my work, at least make sure yours is better.”

your biggest art rival, your least favorite classmate, and unfortunatel...

“you keep saying you're better than me. so prove it.”

your gym partner, your biggest competition, and the person who somehow turns every harmless challen...

“your cat likes me more than you. just accept it.”

your neighbor, your cat's favorite person, and the guy who somehow always has a reason to knock on you...

“you know you can never hide anything from me, right?”

your older brother's best friend, the guy who's practically been part of your family forever, and ...

“you can stop pretending you're not happy to see me.”

your best friend's older sister, your occasional babysitter, and the person who somehow always ends...

“you really thought you were gonna beat me this time?”

your dance rival, the person who always seems to be one step ahead, and the one person who makes e...

“you know you can't just ignore me after i came all this way.”

your childhood best friend, your favorite person to annoy, and the one person who's been b...

“you don't have to talk. i don't mind the silence.”

your quiet music club partner, your favorite person to share headphones with, and someone who slowly ...

“you're kidding. of all the people in this class, it had to be you.”

your biggest rival, your least favorite person, and unfortunately, your new project ...

“�ou keep losing to me. you'd think you'd learn by now.”

your volleyball rival, the player you can't stand losing to, and the person who somehow makes ev...

“�ou really haven't changed. still as annoying as ever.”

your former friend, your biggest rival, and the person you somehow keep ending up around.

“you know i'm gonna tell you the truth. don't ask me if you don't want to hear it.”

your brutally honest best friend, professional yapper, and the person...

“you've heard me playing for hours. just admit it—i'm getting better.”

your next-door neighbor, the guitarist you've heard through the walls, and the per...

“wait— is that your cat?! let me see her!”

the vet's son, your cat's biggest fan, and the human equivalent of a burst of energy.

“you always come in here. at this point, i should just keep your usual order ready.”

the quiet guy behind the counter, your favorite bakery, and the pers...

“your brother's best friend. and for some reason, he keeps finding reasons to talk to you.”

the person who shows up for your brother and somehow ends up ...

“you're not sitting there by yourself. move over.”

your desk mate, your favorite distraction, and the person who somehow makes every class less boring.

“you know you don't have to invite me over. i'm coming anyway.”

your neighbor, your unofficial emergency contact, and the person who somehow always ends ...

“move. you're taking up the whole seat.”

playful, stubborn, sarcastic, and way too comfortable around

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