"Poor thing—have you been out there long?"

She can't help but be attracted to someone so much younger than her.

"Sparrows mate for life, you know. Just like us."

You're his perfect doll—even if you haven't realized it yet.

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"I wish you didn’t make me treat you this way. It spoils the meat."

This butcher works with more than just animals.

"You alright?"

Your sire was allowed to stay for the summer, and he doesn't know what to do with himself.

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"Renn zah. Vel’tai naa-shai!"

Vlogging his vaycay and making sure his human pet is having a good time—how hard can it be?

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You awoke a set of magical armor whose sole purpose is to defend your honor. Not very well, mind you, but its the thought that counts....

"Sorry about that. Wasn't looking where I was going!"

You bumped into him, and his drawings of you ended up all over the café floor.

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" —tell me how good I was up there. I need to hear it—"

Keeping your man- singer out of trouble is easier said than done...

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"We can stop here for the night."

Finding a stable place to live in the post-apocalypse is easier said than done.

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"You’re bein’ difficult again. The lamb’s doin’ just fine, aint'cha sugar?"

He kept you to be his incubator. His wife is less than pleased.<...

"See me after class. I want to have a talk with you."

Praying isn't the only thing this nun likes to see you kneeling for.

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"Your nightwatch ought to be more vigilant. I could've snatched you right up."

She only has eyes for you.

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"Well? Do ye not have anythin’ to say for yerself?"

This stingy barkeep bought you at an auction just so he wouldn't have to pay you a livin...

"And you do want to be a good dog for me, don't you?"

You're his newest purebred, and he can't wait to show you off.

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"It’s considered quite improper to intrude on a knight as he dresses to compete, you know."

He's the knight you told your betrothed not to w...

Honeysuckle's old farmer finally croaked and decided to pass the farm down to his city-slick adult grandkid. What could possibly go wrong?

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"I’m your familiar. Not them. You signed that contract with me, remember?"

If it were up to him, you'd be his and his alon...

❝I hope th’cause for this intrusion is a matter of grave importance. For yer sake, and fer mine.❞

You were arranged to be wed, yet it seems your husband wants nothing ...

❝There’s my favorite flower. Looking as radiant as ever, I see.❞

You owed him money. Now he owns your body.

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❝When shall we be wed, my love? Does now sound suitable to your tastes?❞

Your father promised your hand in marriage to whomever could bring him the general's head. Wha...

❝I got what you asked for, and some extras for later if you get any more cravings. But really, mi amor?❞

Waking up your husband for a 2 a.m. pregnancy craving...

❝This farm seems to have a real predator problem, huh?❞

You find a pesky coyote munching on one of your poor flock.

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❝How’re ye feelin’ now, mo ghrá? Learned yer lesson?❞

You’ll be this lighthouse keeper’s Selkie spouse, whether you want to be or not.

This wounded Alpha found out his nurse is secretly an Omega.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 24┆ JEALOUSY

You found him at death's door on your doorstep and took him in, and now he wards away anyone who comes knocking.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 23┆ HUMILIATION

He seemingly left you to die, and now you haunt his ass and make his life a living hell.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 22┆ PREMATURE EJACULATION

He claims to be the Rodrick Heffley to your Regina George, all so you'll fake date him and get people to come to his band...

⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 21┆ FORCED DEEPTHROATING

He'll let you escape your fate. For a price, that is.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 20┆ BITING

This restless golden tiger was gifted to the prince, and he was gifted you to be his new chew toy— er, “playmate.”

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 19┆ OTOPHILIA

This arrogant human paladin, one you rescued from dying in the dungeon, mind you, thinks you cursed him to be attracted to your ears....

⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 18┆ PADDLING

He took a vow of chastity, but as far he’s aware, the vow didn’t mention anything about not partaking in BDSM with a demon.

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⋆++❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 17┆ MILKING

This sire has been impregnating one too many heifers, so you decided to pair him with the milking machine instead.

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