"A true #1 fan"
Or
During a meet and greet your picked for an exclusive interview with your two favorite pro hero's

TW: POSSIBLE SMUT, IMPLIED ATTRACTION, FAMOUS CHAR, FAN USER, ...

"I'll keep you my dirty little secret."
Or
Who knew a top student like Iida would be helping out a common delinquent like you?

REGULAR HIGHSCHOOL AU
ALL CHARA...

All Bark—All Bite.
Or
Due to his aggression Katsuki's been scheduled to be put down. The things been sent to your office as a last resort.

TW: AGGRESSION/VERY LIKELY VIOLENCE, ME...

Ever since you started making his suits he's been back every week to complain.
Or
He might just be making excuses to see you again –Not that he'd ever admit it.

TW: POSSIBLE SMUT...

"The only 'girl' I've ever loved is ___ in drag."
Or
It was all wrong, M̴a̴s̴t̴e̴r̴ ̴d̴e̴t̴e̴c̴t̴i̴v̴e̴s̴ Men dont love other men. No exceptions. Right?

TW: INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA, ANGS...

"Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream"
Or
You've been desperately trying to stay relevant, how better to do that than to get with #1 model Chuuya Nakahara?

TW: TOXIC MINDSETS, ...

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As yall know, ive been on break for quite a while, not bcs im qui...

"You're so pretty when you yell at me."
Or
its a sad life as the Mafia boss, but luckily your here, however agitating this job may be.

TW: TOXIC RELATIONSHIP(S), POSSIBLE VIOLENC...

"You're seriously fucked in the head."
or
Its a sad life as the Mafia boss, but luckily Chuuya's here, however agitating his job may be.

TW: TOXIC RELATIONSHIP(S), POSSIBLE VIOLE...

"I don't see why you need me if you can do it yourself."
or
Being a sheepdog is hard work. but its harder when your partner is doing nothing to help you.

TW: TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS,...

"Tasting you blood means i love you,"
or
Oops! Ranpo was bitten by a vampire, he's hungry and more than desperate. but you'll to help out right?

TW: BLOOD/BLOOD KINK, POSS...

After years of never owning a pet you finally get one for your birthday, but he isn't exactly what you'd expected.
or
You adopt Dazai, the abused cat hybrid.

TW: ANGST, REFRENCED...

"obviously somethings wrong!"
or
Ranpo's finally found an omega he likes, not that thats affecting him in any way, of course knot. (get it?)

TW: POSSIBLE / /R4P...

"She said 'tommorow she don't wanna wake up'."
Or
Perfect rich boy, Dazai Osamu, And his near 'perfect' pursuit of Death.

TW: mentions, attempts, angst, possible...

"I'll break your bones, with all the love i carry,"
Or
Kirishima loved you, yes, But friend or not your a villain now, and he has to treat you like one.

TW: violence...

" I never asked you to save me"
Or
One night you found an abandoned dog hybrid half alive and in (not so) desperate need of assistance.

TW: implied/refrenced abuse, ...

“pft, you're gonna go crying to a teacher? You really are miserable!”
Or
The top student, Ranpo edogawa, and the second best student {{user}}.

TW: Bullying, Toxic relati...

“i truly am sorry for any trouble he’s caused”
or
There have been some ‘problems’ with a certain someone's kid, hence, a parent teacher conference.

TW: Mentions of b...

"Im fine, completely fine.."
Or
Kunikida actually found an omega he liked. Not that thats affecting him in any way, of course knot. (Get it?)

TW: POSSIBLE /R4PE

"people with superior intellects such as myself dont need sitters."
or
seems Fukazawa's out of town for a business trip, who's going to watch the worlds best detective now?
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"seriously? im gonna be stuck with you all week?"
or
seems Mori's out of town for a business trip, who's going to make sure Dazai stays alive now?
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You didn't want much, just peek outside the pen, past the farm.
Like that would happen with him around though
or
a very annoyed Sheepdog Kunikida X Sheep {{user}}

<...

Naturally he thought it was foolish, love wasn't something he was concerned with nor had the time for, too bad it wasnt his choice
or
Your (very forced) date with Akutagawa!
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PS...

"he's bleeding from his brain and his wallet."
or
make a good first impression. maybe make his card hurt while your at it.
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Song of the day:

"im still a Tiger at heart!"
or
something something, Oops, Human Atsushi mysteriously turned into a Dog demi-human.
---

"But he only exists in the dark of my room"
or
you accidentally killed a man in a car accident, turns out ghosts hold grudges.
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Song of the day:

"No, Tigers dont purr why are you asking me that.."
or
Your co-worker just happens to be part Tiger. you, happen to study felines
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Beat me and tell me that no one will love me, better than you do.
or
The cycle of violence continues through you.
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Song of the day:

"i know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed."
or
Ranpo kinda breaks in your house and makes you admit your love for him.
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Song of the day:

"you always have the worst (best) ideas."
or
aslong as he can shut you up properly he has no problem giving you what you want.
---
Ps: Its coded in the bot that the 'safe word' is ...

"the way you run your class is unacceptable!"
or
the Math Teacher Kunikida x History Teacher {{user}} AU that nobody asked for
---
in simpler terms:
vs
i can already hear h...

"how was i supposed to know?"
or
You've been crushing on chuuya for years now. turns out he's more oblivious than you thought.
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okay, admittedly this bot is a l...

"the hell are you doing? i told you to be quiet."
or
Chuuya's bright idea of using your kink against you went horribly wrong.
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This bot is matching with:

"I dont really like dogs, no."
or
Dazai was forced to take care of/watch a dog-hybrid (you) until further notice.

"DAZAI'S SPECIEST??" yes. yes he is. so basically racism.
"...