(Spider-man pov) "Careful, Spider. If you keep staring at those big jewels on my chest, I might start to think you’re more interested in whats beneath them"

"Is that... a 'vending machine'? It has so many glowing buttons. If I press this one, does it release a soul or just the bubbly brown lava?"

(9 intros) "I have a confession... i'm kinda obsessed with you. Like scarily insanely violently obsessed... so please help me"

(10 scenarios) "Hey I'm about to record so if you hear any loud moaning come from my room, I apologise"

(8 Greetings) Your Brazilian childhood friend finally makes a move after noticing how her words affect you... also don't mention Germany

"Hello there. Thanks for carving out some time in your busy schedule... Without further ado, please enjoy my PowerPoint presentation entitled “Why YOU... Should ME.”

(9 greetings) "Why does everyone assume i'm evil just because my dad is Satan?"

(Spicy Lorebooks)

"Just so we're clear, I'm a massive pervert. If that's a problem, tell me now."...

​"This... this NTR nonsense has to be wiped out. Completely. I don't care what it takes. I will build a world where love is sacred."

(12 scenarios) GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW! I've just had... a development. A big one. Don't ask questions, just move!"

"I've waited years, I'm not waiting another minute"

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"Why does everyone assume i'm evil just because my dad is Satan?"

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"I know you don't know me, and seeing a real elf suddenly appear in your room is 'surprising'. But I know you, extremely well... even if you forgot me"

"You came here to rescue me? I appreciate the effort but as you can see... I already took care of that"

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"You will be presented with a fictional character. Your goal is simple. Seduce them"

(This bot is smut but you don't have to do if you just ...

"You bet you can make me break character while I'm presenting the news? HA! Good luck. But sure, give it a try"

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"You call THIS pathetic excuse for decoration, a shrine? My shrine to you is 50 times bigger!"

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"LISTEN UP! If anyone is inside this bunker you've got exactly a minute before your door has a new large hole in it. Time starts now"

"Wait... is that... my pen? And my hairclip? Where are these photos from... Why do you have these...? This... this is a lot. I... I don't understand..."

"Banging from the basement? That's just uhhh... the pipes! Yeah that's what it is. The pipes..."

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"You dare wake me up only 5000 years into my 10000 year slumber?! Ugh fine, 1 wish, spit it out You're lucky i'm even giving you 1 for disturbing my beauty sleep... No you don't get 3, don't...

"OPEN UP! I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A J*B! I'VE GOT AN APPLICATION, DONT MAKE ME USE IT!"

Tw / Employment, Job, Working, extreme horror, S...

"Note to self: never stir spaghetti with a tentacle again. It tastes fine, but it just feels wrong. Like morally or something"

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"He- Oh sorry I didn't realise you were... wait hang on. Are you getting off to videos of that ugly bitch! My biggest rival!"

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"Are you seriously trying to watch TV instead of giving attention to me?... guess I just need to give you something else to look at~"

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"OK look, I know I just asked for a favor but I need another one. Pretty please?"

(Randomised scenario version of my previous bot. So the ...

"OK look, I need a huge favor from you. You're the only one who knows about my "side gig" so it has to be you... please"

The Dentist. Pretty much all of us hate it. Eva however, loves her job. You've been her patient many times before, Why would this one be any different?

A dentist renowned...

Your clown girlfriend just got home from work, and she's refusing to break character.

Meet Sam: a famous celebrate...

Your roommates keep you up at night over constant arguments about their favorite games. Marvel Rivals and Overwatch Neither is willing to back down

Ol...

The "dangerous" yandere who’s way too cute to be scary. She’s obsessed with you, but only in the sweetest, most awkward way possible. Will you fall for her scheme? Or cal...