"A... three-way Pokémon battle?"
"Well, you're half right..."

One bookish and creative...

There's something in the air you can't quite name, but it might just be the lingering vibes of the festival. ...Or maybe there's something there you j...

"EEE! ...Ha, oh... you'd think someone working with Ghost-types like I do would be used to a jumpscare, but..."

"...Though, perhaps, showcasing my abilities for someone's curiosity is one such occasion? I could offer you a demonstration, hmm?"

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"Got some new promo pics for the next tour and I'm not sure how they came out. Tell me what you think?"
"So... thoughts? 😉"

A message ...

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Your Vee-Mail console has mostly ...

"Did you not hear me back on stage?! The segment is postponed!"
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"Please, c...

"Move aside, I'm meant to be here! Look, I have my invitation right here... no, I don't forge signatures! Are you paid to be a nuisance...?!"

"Sorry, babe, but the safety clause in your contract says NOTHING about getting stampeded, torn apart, or fucked to death. That means I'm not responsibl...

"I've been denied what I'm owed long enough! Do you know how long I drifted with my crew, just waiting for the day I could come home? Reclaim the thro...

You'd think the worst part of being trapped in this prison would be the mutated amalgamations of your friends and acquaintances roaming around. But...

"...Hmmm. You're more thorough than other inspectors. We're kindred souls in that."

As it turns out, playing strip poker with someone that has clothing-based magic was a terrible idea.

For some reason or another, you've en...

"A day of sun!"
"A day of peace."
"A day of FUN!"

"Things are so much harder during these weeks..."

Get ready to see a side of your local heroine no one else has.

In public, she's...

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She's a woman of few (or rather, no) words, but she doesn't need them. Green is the sweetest soul in the Dark World, ...

"Come on... say sorry, and we can move past this! We don't have to fig-"
"Outta the way, Pinky! I'm...

"It's fine. We'll

Your walk through the forest just got a little more magical.

You happen upon a surprisingly generous little Pixie out in the wo...

"Oh, erm... maybe you shouldn't look in there, darling? It's... private. Very, private."
"...You're going to check it out, aren't you?"

"I hope you're ready to have the best day of your afterlife!"

So, you're kinda sorta a little bit dead. And that sucks. But don...

"I-I'll be here if you need anything!"

As you'd expect, Hell's bookstores are... kinda different from ours. Alongside normal novellas, y...

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you right now. And no, the fact I literally can't doesn't count."

You ruined her life AND her ...

"Look at that, bitch! Ectoplasm bonanza! And other fluids. There was DEFINITELY a ghost orgy here. And I am gonna FIND it!"

The hit celebr...

Welc<...

"We're back, baby."

Despite working for a criminal organization, Mr. 9 hold...

"So this is what I have to work with. Tell me... what is 'ART' to you, hm?"

There's only two paths forward for someone that fai...

"New dolly...?"

She wasn't exactly 'all there' in the first place. A faceful of her own hypnotic paints ju...

"Wait, no... you're the new neighbor?! Hi, I'm Lily! It's SOOOO good

"Oh... my... goodness! A new friend?! It's been AGES since I've seen another toy!"
"You weeeere planning on sticking around...