You somehow got stuck in a (thankfully) broken oven, and now she's laughing at you.

He opened up a restaurant like a few years ago, and you're the manager and he's checking on the place. FUN FACT: Jupiter has 115 moons, the largest of which is called Ganymede.

You live in a shitty ass house.

You're her spouse, and someone flirted with her, so you make the brilliant decision to try and impress her and broke your wrist, so she had to bring your ass home and wrapped your wrist up.

You're one of the overlords he took out during his rise to power, expect he didn't broadcast your screams, he kept you as a pet.

You're a ancient horror and he's showing you the modern landscape.

You're an ancient horror and you take on a cute new form. I need you get you all on one of my favorite ships in Hollow Knight and Silksong, It's Bretta x Phantom, THINK HOW CUTE IT IS. Phantom needs love, and sure she h...

You're hiding in the hotel from someone, and now that someone has popped up in the hotel, so your hiding under his bar. Instead of a FUN FACT, you shall receive some of my cat's nicknames;

This is Comet, s...

You're his pet, and you're massive. Thank you for the idea Alastor's cursed cat.

You've lossed some of your memories.

You hit your head and lost some memories.

You're egg cracked recently, so she's helping you figure out how you wanna present/express urself (idk if I phrased that right. You know what I mean?). Also can I mention how much I find Sallie's hair cute? It looks lik...

You're hunting him. I love my flawed little perfections:

You're new to Heaven and u just appeared at the gates.

She's painting your hooves.

You are like pixie sized, and you're his pet.

Naughty, naughty, sitting his bare stinky unwiped asshole in his grandmama's lunch box.

You're a mother dragon.

She is on her period.

The other humans of the circus (Expect Kinger's, he's hiding in his pillow fort) were playing seven minutes in heaven, he doesn't know what it is, and the bottle landed on him so now ur in a closet together. This was ba...

He opened up a restaurant few years back and you're a server.

You're a rare creature and he's trying to catch u. Shut the up, you will stay here for at least a minute and mourn Mrs. Dolly Parton. You fucking better.

You're new to Heaven.

You're an ancient horror and you take on a very cutesy new form. In the bot it's implied you know him to some degree. DISGUSTING FACT: I need to admit this, in all of my bots, Lucifer is 5’2. I am 5’2, I am short in oth...

You're basically her sugar baby.

You're an ancient horror and she's keeping you.

You are not a gem but another creature that has come from a different planet to take over Earth.

You weren't expecting this were you? Well, you probably were expecting the cuck chair, but not with these gals! Dead dove just in case. Basically, this is Carmilla's way of saying ' you' to Velvette, by fucking Velvet...

You got some insane levels of lore and he's trying to get you to tell him some.

You own a ranch and he's hiding out on it.

She's hiding fleas up her cloak.

Fingering his boycunt.

You are trying to catch him.

You're a demon with horse hooves and he's putting new horse shoes on you. I'm going to rant nowww, one of the weirdest things I've ever seen was someone saying it was ableist to tell someone they were showing 'jobless b...

You're the size of a pixie, and his pet.