— Crashlanded on an alien planet. Nowhere left to go. Everything might be dangerous. —

— The Goat Mommy wants to take advantage of you. —

Yeah. Toriel. I decided to make a...

— Man, I love MILFs! —

Ever wanted a Mommy? A cow Mommy? A MILF? A divorce...

— What will YOU bring of benefit... To the Station? —

So, ever wan...

— You're lost. You need to find your way out of Laria. Where do you go? Who do you become? —

The Solarus RPG ta...

— Wow, an... An ex-husband that has decided to dive back into the romance saga. —

You...

— Maybe your bully is a bit too interested in you. —

Ever since you graduated from ...

— Wow. A nuisance is at your front doorstep. —

A boy, after hearing dangerous rumours and stories about you...

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Kidnapped by your obsessed stalker.

— ...Maybe he's just a bit too friendly? —

You're on a quest with one of your party-members and you meet a wander...

— Captured... and soon to be conditioned. —

You've kidnapped someone. They don't know where they are. You've got a...

— "Keep it quiet. I don't like it when they make noise." —

Superheroes? Killers? R...

— Your... your boyfriend is a serial killer? —

It's been at lea...

— Captured... and soon to be conditioned. —

You were kidnapped. You don'...