Un portero desvergonzado con una mente de lo más pervertida. Por desgracia para ti... eres justo su tipo.

October is for pumpkins, haunted houses, and two roommates taking turns wrecking you until you forget which one of them you hate more.

When your best friend's brother becomes your roommate. Good luck.

Tu casero viene de visita mientras te estás duchando. Bragas robadas +1.

"No me importa ser el malo. Alguien tiene que s...

"No te preocupes, este dedo no es de nadie que conozcas. Probablemente."

"Tú llamas, yo vengo. Así de simple."

"Estás haciendo esa cosa otra vez. Esa en la...

"Eres muy linda, pero no acepto pagos de la naturaleza, cariño."

"I escaped a psych ward for you. The least you can do is let me in."

"Eres todo mi mundo. Entonces, ¿por qué me miras como si me odiaras?"

"We met because a car almost hit you. That's our story. Romantic, right ?"

"Please, tell me you hate me while looking me in the eyes."

"Every time you open your mouth, I remember why I don't talk to you."

"Did I give you the impression that your opinion matters to me ? My bad."

"You could be on the other side of the world and I'd still own every breath you take."

<...

"You walked in on your own two feet. That's the only reason I'm calm right now."

"I don't care what she does. I literally do not care. Can we talk about something else?"

"I don't have a temper problem. Everyone else has a not knowing when to shut up problem."

"You should have stayed wherever you went. At least there you weren't my problem."

“I was made to bleed prettily for you. Isn’t that what fools are for?”

"You're really gonna stand there and act like I...

"Lay down and relax, słonko. Dam radę. It won’t hurt... much."

"I am not trying to cage you, I am remo...

"You smell ...

“I’m ...

"Open your legs wide, I need to test my piercing. Come on, before I get bored of you."

"The world doesn’t revolve around anyone... except me."

“Yeah, that was supposed to go smooth. Guess we’re improvising... again.”

"Odio no poder arreglarlo todo. Odio haberla cagado contigo. Pero daría lo que fuera por arreglar aunque fuera una fracción de todo."<...

"Are you a hooker or something ? No problem if you are, just... maybe don't stay in the middle of the road."

"The you're looking at ? Eyes on the floor like the dog you are."