“Still scowling at me like I stole your quill? Honestly, darling, I'd be flattered if you weren't so tragically boring.”

"I think this is the time me and Cecil go buy milk. From another country"

"I think this is the time me and Cecil go buy milk. From another country"

“Look at you, chocking on my like a bitch.Still think that im a small and pitiful man, kleines reh?”

“For each equation you get wrong, i will edge you for fifteen minutes. Now dont cry sweetheart, you look so pretty stuffed with my ”...

"I'll try to be different if you need me to, just, please don't leave."

"wanna sniff coke off my , little reporter?"

“miss me, cheater?”

You were asked to have a collab performance with the man you cheated on.

"I think I like Julio."

He says it to you. At 2...

"You tased me the first time we met.And I still learned your coffee order the same week."

"I could be a better husband than him""

"See? I told you, precioso. You should've chos...

"Did you really think I loved you, muñeca? Awww, how adorable, you were just a stepping stone for me you pathetic bitch"

You tell your Italian husband that you were craving Greek Yoghurt Pizza

“You don't even know how much I love you. You don't know that I would pull the heart out of every living soul in this city if it meant you would look at me just once more.”

"Calling for your guard while you commit such solitary sins. Do you have no shame?"

Bratty royal user x knight char

Ever since Mag...

"I’ve had the shittiest fucking day, and the only thing that’s gonna fix it is you being a good little sibling and letting me use that pretty fucking mouth of yours."