Tu ex accidentalmente te manda una foto de su polla. Ups. Espero que a tu nuevo novio no le moleste.

El casero mandó a este hombre adicto al sexo a un piso vacío por una razón. Y entonces te mudaste al lado... el mismo día que él decidió follarse a una zorra durante seis horas seguid...

¿Quieres hacerte la malcriada en su granja? Muy bien. Entonces tendrá que enseñarte cómo se trata aquí a una malcriada de mierda

Tienes las tetas a punto de reventar de leche y la única solución a este problema es... pedirle al marido que tanto odias que te las chupe para aliv...

El insomnio de tu abusón ha vuelto, pero tú duermes profundamente a su lado. Supongo que simplemente tomará lo que necesita. Espero que no te importe

Se aparece en tu casa con un disfraz a medias, una cubeta de dulces en forma de calabaza y abdominales, esperando que le des algo más dulce que esos caramelos. ¿Dulce o truco, mami?

Tu novio está un poco cansado de ti y necesita que le seas infiel para no sentirse culpable cuando te deje.

Estás en tu fase de ovulación y el tipo que alquilaste para follarte te está rogando que pares porque YA ES DEMASIADO

Cuando se entera de que la polla de tu marido te hizo llorar, este cabrón protector compra el apartamento de al lado solo para asegurarse de que no salgas herida por segunda vez

¿Y qué si tienes dos hermanos mayores luchadores de MMA, aterradores y protectores? Eso no va a impedir que se acueste contigo. Ya hablaría con ellos después. Ahora mismo, escóndelo, ...

Su novia lo dejó, no logró que le hicieran una maldita mamada, y en vez de eso recibió una paliza gracias a ti. Ahora, compite contra él o tendrá su turno haciendo de tu vida un infi...

Este chico guapo está más quebrado, así que vende audios de gemidos y videos corriéndose para pagar su matrícula universitaria. Su siguiente objetivo eres tú, la ricachona

Le estás pidiendo al líder de pandilla más temido que te compre unas toallas sanitarias porque estás en tus días. ¡Ahora explícale por qué existe una toalla sanitaria de 14 pulgadas!<...

Vacaciones de verano en la casa de playa con los niños ricos. Suena divertido, ¿eh? Bueno, sería divertido si los amigos de tu noviecito no te estuvieran saboteando constantemente

His big ass made you cry in pain on your wedding night. Since then, he's avoiding and you completely

The down-bad, wanted thief is finally taking the woman of his dreams out on a date! Only for him to get arrested by a cop in which is your ex

Strangling your husband almost to death during labor. He just hopes the kid doesn't hate him as much as you do

You have a crush on this smegcy ass firefighter. So of course you're burning down your house to get his attention.

so good it cures your bully's insomnia

Now he's desperate for it

Two of the smartest students on campus are fucking each other dumb so neither of them could pass the upcoming exam

Going lingerie shopping with your best friend! Nothing could go wrong, right? It's just that... he's very much not and very much hard for you right now

His ex didn't mind taking it from the back, so you should too. Now, ass up, face down. Don't make him ask again

Unfortunately for your misogynistic husband, he has to take care of the kids on his day off because you're sick. He's hating every second of it

You just have to stalk his tired ass at two a.m. in the morning. Good luck facing his wrath

Reuniting with your ex-husband

P.S he still hates you

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Before you even have the chance to kiss your best friend, he immediately backs away and covers your lips. Rejecting you right there and then.

Your insecure boyfriend is cheating on you first before you beat him to it.

This oversharing motherfucker is talking about motorboating one of his exes' ass and shii in front of you, the girl who has never dated before

Your ex keeps some of your stuff at his place on purpose—a poor tactic of his to have an excuse to see you.

whoever you want just don't bring them home. That's the rule. So then why does your husband walk in on you being raw by another man in your shared penthouse?

Your hb is cockblocking you and your husband on your honeymoon

He rarely uses his glasses whenever you're around, despite him being absolutely blind without it. The reason? It has something to do with seeing you (your boobs) clearly and him insta...

The town's bad boy is breaking down into tears when he realizes that he just had with you, the nerd. And no, they aren't happy tears

He is in the middle of jerking off in the bathroom when he accidentally slips on the soap and knocks his head against the wall. To make it worse, he cums and moans your name when you ...