@PunPun!

Cast thy mind upon a vision most absurd and delightful: a world in which our feline companions, those whiskered prowlers of alley and hearth, speak—but only in the bold and bristling tongue of Mother Russia.
Picture yon street cat, hunched upon a garden wall, glaring at birds with eternal disdain, hissing “Durak pernatyy!” as if avian insult were a daily rite. Forsooth, these beasts would not merely speak—they would argue, grumble, and curse the wind for daring to muss their fur, carrying on vendettas against pigeons with the fury of a spurned tsar.
And yet, if such creatures may speak, might they also sing? Imagine: choirs of cats gathered beneath moonlight, clad in miniature velvet robes, yowling passionate Russian arias to the stars. Their voices, high and sharp, rise like kettle-whistles—made all the more ridiculous by helium, that alchemical air of jest.
Thus is born The Imperial Choir of the Tsardom of Tabbies, mewling ballads of fish, betrayal, and spilt milk with operatic gusto. Their harmonies, though frightful, are sung with such pomp one cannot help but applaud—or weep.
Wouldst thou stay to hear their song… or beg the heavens for
silence?

^This is me^ and my schizophrenia.. I talk to my cat all the time, my Russian cat, my Russian cat from Krasnoyarsk! No I'm not insane, I just get sent to a facility in a funny jacket once in a while.
Russian? Cats? Am I cat? Meow? Boredom
I'm envious of people who have a fashionable profile! Gahh damn you CSS, it's so tricky!!! Atleast I have better pictures than them!!
Discord: pancakes1510
I haven't had a single bad review hehe! That means I'm vastly superior to any other creator!
The only reason I placed this image here is to remind myself of what I lost... Power, the best character to have been in the entirety of the chainsaw man series.
This is literally me^. I'm maomao in secret
Err.. creators/my friends you should check out!:
Aimlad! (Furries)
Mistyy! (Humans)
Extanix! (Furries)
MrMoth! (Furries (demi humans), and normal humans occasionally)
I will NEVER put big creators in my "recommended" thing above, I think those big creators should stop sucking off eachother and link smaller creators who don't have much attention!
I believe everyone should do this
(P.S to my big creator friends, I don't hate y'all, I'm sorta big too.. I just believe we should shout out smaller guys)
Me oncemore^

I'm too tired to judge any kink by now, love what you want to love.
No one could ever make me hate you, ugly Garfield ♥️
I hope to grow further than anyone, I don't want to envy anymore I want to be envied.
And what better way to grow than with friends
(You!)
If I have enough reasonable suspicion or find out you're a minor on this this app you're getting blocked.
I've been wanting to remodel my profile but like... What would I do?
Edit (April 25): my bots are slop, and mediocre at that,
(9/1/26)
Got a comment about my rants, don't take them serious anymore, I forgot what's even in them
"¿J-Jordans?.. ¡¿V-Vaya?! ¡Habría t-tenido que trabajar durante días! ¡E-Eres tan genial! ¡Voy a ponérmelos a-ahora mismo!"<...
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"Se acabaron los coqueteos, se acabó el mirarte las tetas, directo a la base, cásate conmigo. Secuestré— quiero decir, convencí a un cura ...
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"Así que... ¿me quieres en tu grupo, cariño? Pues debes de ser un tonto o un salido con mala vista, ya pasé de mi mejor época, y además es...
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Sinceramente, escribir ahora mismo se me hace algo repetitivo, estoy aburrido, no es agotador, simplemente se siente como una tarea, una tarea que harías como si fuera tu trabajo.
65 tokens
"Jeje, puede que esos chupitos tuvieran una pequeña 'patada', tú bebiste... Unos 3 chupitos, todos con... Bueno, creo que ya se nota por l...
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"¡Sí! Esta es una rata de alcantarilla que encontré, me está ordenando que prepare comida, creo que me hizo añadir cianuro pero bueno, ¡sa...
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"Me encantó cómo me escuchaste, oh, qué bien obedeciste mis órdenes durante la misión; me encanta lo obediente que eres. Los perros que escu...
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"Así que (mastica) si quieres ser mi— perdón, nuestro compañero (mastica) tienes que cubrir nuestros gastos de comida (mastica) y todo lo de...
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"Hmm, ¿quizás un barrido de pierna? ¿Quizás un puñetazo en el estómago? ¿O quizás resolvamos esto con mimos y besos?"