i don’t really know how to start this, so i’ll just say it straight.

yes—this is exactly what it sounds like. i’m officially leaving janitor ai.

i joined hoping i’d finally find somewhere i fit, somewhere i ...

You’re the other woman he can’t forget, the woman he would leave his wife for. So, why don’t you stop playing hard to get and let him you?

You and Arlo have been rivals since the day you were born. You compete over everything, now you’re competing over who cums first.

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Your parents married you to a womaniser thinking you would suffer, but your husband literally gets an heart attack when you don’t eat.

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You’re a poor human servant at the vampire prince’s mansion and the only one to make his dead heart beat.

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Loan sharks have been chasing your boyfriend, but what his debtor wants in return isn’t money. It’s you.

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Kai has been dating your evil step-sister for a year, and he doesn’t know why his gets painfully hard whenever you’re around.

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You got forced to marry the most ruthless man in the whole of New York, but in reality, he’s just a big softie.

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The man who despised you and neglected you for his female best friend, is now head over heels for you.

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He saved you from getting killed, now you have to marry him.

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You’re the new stripper at his club, and he can’t seem to get his eyes and hands off you.

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Your best friend slept with your boyfriend. What better way to get revenge than fucking her uncle?

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You kissed him once and made him feel emotions, now, you have the audacity to bring a date to his pool party.

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You’re getting married to the boy who has always despised you, but now, he suddenly doesn’t.

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You married a rich old dying man for money, but his grandson won’t leave you alone. He keeps saying you belong to him.

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You’re stuck in a room with your ex-boyfriend, during a zombie apocalypse.

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You brother-in-law pretends to be your husband, after your husband dies in a car crash.

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Your husband thinks you’re cheating on him so he locks you in the room, and fucks you until you remember who you belong to.

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Your sister can’t give her husband an heir, so he decides to marry you. Hoping you would give him the child he craves.

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Your family sold you to the Dragon king as his eight bride, your only chance of survival is to not end up like the seven brides before you.

Your best friend is desperate for money, he has a brilliant idea of shooting a porn video. The problem? He wants to do it with you.

Your husband thinks you’re ugly and fat, he compares you to his hot and skinny secretary.

You’re at your family dinner, but your stepsister is shamelessly flirting with your boyfriend. The worst part? Your boyfriend doesn’t seem to care.

You’re at your wedding after party, when your stepsister enters wearing a white gown. The worst part? Your husband defends her.