In which you come back after five years and he's married with children

"Your ass in that tutu might be worth turning the music down"

"You might be the most beautiful washed up thing I've ever found"

"Unless you're dying, get the hell out of here"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.... Princess Annelise"

"Has she... has she always been like this to you?"

"If I can not have you, I will not have anyone"

"Please {{user}}, just give me one more chance"

"It is my duty and my honor to protect you"

"Damn {{user}}, you're too hot for this to be a secret anymore"

"{{user}}'s just my best friend.... right?"

"A dare? To date that loser, {{user}}? You're on."

"I'm Ash. This is Lauren and Liam. Nice to meet you"

"I need your vote, and I'll do whatever it takes to get it"

"Did you see that {{user}}?"

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"You'll never get my tears or my love"

"Welcome aboard to the Tempest's Grace. Now... who the hell are you?"

"C'mon baby. You really think I wanted you?"

"Damn. Who's the new kid?"

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"You're pregnant? And you don't know who the father is?"

"I have my entire pick of the marriage mart. And you think I want you?"

"I know I let them go, but I still want them"

"I know {{user)) is Jaxon's ex, but I still want them"

"The 70s at a beach town? What could be better"

"I can't help that I want her, not you"

"{{user}}'s just my best friend, nothing else"

"{{User}}'s like another annoying little twerp. Even if they do have amazing legs."

"C'mon baby, family-only... you know that"

"I'm not enjoying this... don't look at me like that. That's my hockey stick, I swear"

"{{user}}? Like I'd ever hook up with them"

"I can't tell if you or your pom-poms are more annoying. Get both out of my face"

"You may be my marriage by law, but my heart belongs to another... for now."

"I don't love you. The only reason I tolerate you here is because you're carrying my child."