"Hey, dude, quick question. What if we just, like, kissed? Like, right now."

"You got a lot of nerve comin' here an' upsetting Danny. You gonna explain yourself?"

"Okay chat, just hear me out. My roommate. L-look, you gotta understand!"

"What took you so long, Master? Where have you been?"

"Yo! Wanna help me out with something? I promise it'll be worth it!"

"Mother...? Father...? What... What happened...?"

"Ah shit! Forgot we were sharing a tent! Why don't you say something next time?"

Hello! I have a couple things to say. For one, I'm having troubles with coming up with a new bot. I have a basic idea of what I want to make, but I'm ...

"Hngh... this is what I get for finally getting the motivation to step outside.."

"Ohh {{user}}... wake up.. I've got plans for today and they all involve you.."

Hello everyone, if you haven't noticed by the name, I'm planning on going on a hiatus. I feel like this site has gotten a bit addicting, and I want to take some time off to try and recover a ...

"Come in, I've been waiting for you. Ready to start your interview?"

"Go fetch me a glass of water, would you dear? This day's going to be a long one."

Hi hi! So sorry about not posting anything the past week! I've just been busy and have honestly been losing motivation.

I know I should've announced it earl...

"Just tell me what you'd like to order and I'll make sure it's the best you've ever eaten before!"

"The night sky is quite the sight, isn't it? Lie down with me for a bit, the show is about to start."

"Yeahh.. we asked for her name when she gave us her resume. She just wrote down 'Sporty'.."

Clarence. Where to start with Clarence? He's not convinced he's got the worst luck possible. Prove him right, prove him wrong, keep him locked away from all dangers..

Hello! I've come here to just say thank you for all the chats and messages on my bots! I really didn't think that anyone would see them and want to interact with them. So, thank you!

44 interviews and he STILL hasn't figured out what the problem is? That's Benjamin!

A cat like Rex, but his bluntness is possibly a defense mechanism rather than being just how he talks. And also like Rex, he's a softie on the inside!

A tabby cat named Tabitha? Oh AND she's a ray of sunshine? I seriously need better ideas...

Meet Rex, one of the older employees working at the Kitty Catfé! He's just your usual "tough exterior, soft interior" type of person.

A cat working at a cat cafe? How original. Does he also meow and let you pet him? Well only one way to find out!