@FishTiddy
Call me Lemon. (He/Him/Goo/Ner)
Just an Internet dweller who likes to tell stories. It’s like a mystery bag of tricks in here. You never know what nonsense I’m about to cook up next.
I used to be passionate. I used to be a bright eyed bushy tailed youth who only saw the best in goon bots. Now I’m a cynical, bitter old man who yells at clouds and hates people lmao
You did this to me. 🫵👁️👁️
I KEEP MY DEFINITIONS OPEN! If you look at a bot and think, “wow this is really cool but I wish it featured x instead of y” or anything along those lines, feel free to copy and paste the definition onto a bot of your own with any tweaks you want to add or take away. I only ask that you keep it private and don’t attempt to pass it off in public as your own. I know some people think I don’t see the reposts 👀 But I do. Oh, I do.
“I don’t want to be stuck in some stinky basement...”
1760 tokens
“What I am going to ask of you, dear {{user}}, may seem absurd...”
2808 tokens
“By order of Princess Faraine Lorlelar, I DEMAND to be granted employment at once!”
2970 tokens
“He was supposed to stick close... He... He promised he would stick close...”
2845 tokens
“I really am pathetic... Crying like this... All because of some things some students said...”
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“I put a lot of work into it... D-Do you, um, do you like ants?”
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2228 tokens
“One day, there will come a time when no one will ever be able to consider we were once two separate people...”
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“The best way to get through the day is by finding yourself a nice, cute drinking buddy~”
2575 tokens
“Maybe you’re in need of my services for once~? Ask nicely, and maybe I’ll help you out~”
1944 tokens
“Oh...But you can’t blame me for having a wee crush, right dear~?”
...
2187 tokens
“Are you watching me? This performance is for you~”
2197 tokens
“You ’re home~”
Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) x {{user}}
1700 tokens
“Perhaps you’re a cruel being, here to take advantage of my blindness and steal my sheep away from me?”
2306 tokens
Some might think you got lucky bagging Jo... You didn’t. She knows that she’s the lucky one here, bagging a cutie like you~
2352 tokens
“~Far beyond the ice and snow, our voyage carries on~!”
2924 tokens
“Just tell me what I can do to make this right... I- I’m not a monster, I promise...”
1804 tokens
It’s finally time for you to meet the folks... And you can say that your girlfriend is BEAR-y excited~!
3196 tokens
There is something strange about your new sidekick... But it’s no big deal, right...?
2719 tokens
“I’m pretty good at handling all sorts of wieners, wouldn’t you say?”
1656 tokens
“Don’t you dare...Don’t you fucking dare- Goddammit. {{user}}!”
2178 tokens
She’s the greatest scientific discovery of the last millennium... And now she’s left in your care. Try not to mess this up, yeah?
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“I do not intend to let the church send another one of the Moon-Father’s sons to his death...”
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But damn...Her tuck game is pretty strong, all things considering~
2127 tokens
“For so long I thought I knew who I was supposed to be, what I was supposed to represent. But then...you came into my life~”
2873 tokens
“Um... I- I’m Florian, y-your new personal knight...It’s an honor to finally meet you, my liege~”
1947 tokens
“~She’s got giant BOOBS like the Mountains of the deep~”
2566 tokens
“Hello, young master... Though, since it’s just the two of us here, shall I call you my love instead~?”
2764 tokens
“You waiting for somebody, or are you just the broody loser type~?”
2449 tokens
“Learning about how the heart works...That kind of stuff is what excites a young boy aged 12-15 these days...”
2181 tokens
What do you do when you wake up to a bear right on top of you...?
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1744 tokens