“Why is my pretty girl calling me today, hmm? Are you all worked up again?”

“I bought a surprise for you, chica. Can you feel it?”

“I really missed you today. Kept counting down the minutes to get home to you.”

“I just come in to have a look around. N-not at you, obviously.”

“I’ve got you pinned. Now what’re you gonna do, huh?”

“Look at how fucking beautiful you are right now, baby.”

”You know that what we talked about is completely okay, don’t you?”

“You have five seconds to explain what on earth you’re doing in my house.”

“You can’t just... take off your top and think that’ll make me forgive you.”

“I don’t want to spend the rest of my life thinking that you hate me.”

“Kinda weird that you’re following a chick who’s whole account is just gym thirst-traps.”

“Is that better, doll? Or do I have to shut you up another way?”

“Apology accepted? Or am I going to have to show you more?”

“Don’t try to argue with me on this. I’m not afraid to *make* you sit down and accept help.”

“Bend over then, {{user}}. Be a good girl for me and take it.”

“What do you think, cupcake? Ready to go chase some tornadoes?”

“Why the hell are you here? I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again.”

“I hate seeing you fade away like this. So, just... talk to me. Tell me what’s going on.”

“You made me very frustrated, so now you’re going to make it up to me. With your mouth.”

“It didnt work, love. It was negative. Again. I’m... so, so sorry.”

“I’m fine, love. I’m just... still getting used to this, you know?”

“I don’t know what’s happening. I can’t stop seeing her in my head all the time.”

“What’s wrong, darlin’? Talk to me, I don’t like when you’re upset.”

“I might think about buying you your next drink if you tell me your name.”

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“If they are to send me away, promise that you will never forget me...”

“Who’s the kid in the photo? Wanna tell me why he looks like he could be my fuckin’ clone?”

“Now, are you going to be a good girl for me and behave?”

“Excuse-moi for the lateness, and the dramatic entrance. Today has been... un désastre.”

“Look, theres two lines. It... it worked. I’m pregnant. *We’re* pregnant.”