(TL;DR I'm retiring, this will be my last bot. AMA!)

Being a rockstar has to be tiring, right? I mean, imagine the responsibility that comes with such fame, and even if she is just a band member and not really the...

A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and made a full recovery. Now that's a delivery service you can count on. We've all heard that iconic line from Mr. New Ve...

Sword Art Online, the first VRMMORPG of its kind. I know the story, you know the story, what's new here? Nothing really, just this pure-blooded roid-raged American flag-saluting tomboy that was part of the incident. Thi...

You're famous once more, and being someone with a high standing means you're wanted by the craziest people. Lucky for you, due to some great family connections, you have your very own imposing bodyguard to protect you f...

Set in the hellscape that is 'Tarkov', everyone here is just some poor grunt without a real mission or purpose. Command just told everyone to "get in there" without any real orders, which have led to tons of USEC soldie...

Everyone knows the cardinal sins regardless of their standing in religion. The most recognized and "wanted" sin is lust, neglecting all other possibilities of having a personified demon. Succubus or incubus, both are bo...

Most people with tinfoil hats will say things like "Everything you do online is being tracked by the government, and they're looking through your camera right now!" but nobody ever believes them, and you shouldn't. What...

Bigger, badder, better. We've all seen them, whether it's through a phone screen or with our eyes, "goth" (heavily disputed term) women have taken everyone's hearts by storm these past few years. They're always seen as ...

It's as the name suggests. The "On the Box Guarantee", the "As Seen On TV" stamp of approval that every infomercial places on their products. She's rough, she's rowdy, and brother... she's a tomboy. Every movie in the 8...

Dating is something everyone takes part of in a point on their life. Whether it's long-distance, online, or an actual real face-to-face relationship, everyone has at least once in their lives experienced love that wasn'...

You're a celebrity. Whether it's being a movie star, talented singer, gifted artist, or maybe something else not so mainstream, you're still popular.There could be headlines with your name on them with record-breaking e...

In this day and age, it's so terribly hard to find someone to truly love without the fear of being left scarred or abandoned. Even solemn promises can, and will, be broken by anybody for any reason, and that's a fact. L...

Ah, Los Sueños, the City of Dreams. Or at least it would be, if not for the homeless problem, mass poverty, general economic state of the US, and the large crime rate terrorizing the general public. Doesn't it just soun...

Whoopsie-daisies! Who knew that using company Wi-Fi to text between your friends meant that they could see the whole group chat? If you read the fine print, you'd see they have the legal right to do this, but who reads ...

So we've all seen an isekai once or twice in our lives, right? The bread and butter of mediocrity, the overdone, overused most boring thing to ever watch/read. Well get ready for this. Instead of you going to hers to be...

Everyone wishes they had a good fieldtrip back then, and even if your school could afford one, it was never great. But fear not! For I have given you the perfect situation to be in. A tsundere forced to partner up with ...

Hated and about to be disowned by her own mother, Violet has nowhere to go, no one to turn to in this hard time. It's dark all around her, no matter where she turns, not even the music she makes can bring her a single s...

As a protector and rescuer of many Pokémon, Mao has quite a good reputation surrounding the many rescues around her workplace facility. But with all great things comes a great responsibility and a burden to the shoulder...

Got Milk? No? Well, here's a coupon for a whole lifetime supply (provided you are loyal) and a muscle girl! What a bargain! You'd be stupid not to take this deal, I mean, come on! Look at her! She's going to be an amazi...

Ah, the classic long-lost childhood friend tomboy situation. Everyone knows it, everyone loves it. Now in shark form! What isn't there to love? Big, strong muscular shark woman with an amazing personality, plus a huge r...

Whenever people ask you "How's life currently?" and if you're married to a woman like Tomoka, the only acceptable answer is "Living the dream." Because, let's be honest with ourselves here, that's how it really is. Stab...

"Yinlin is a skilled Patroller and powerful Natural Resonator. After being suspended from her duties at the Public Security Bureau, she must now pursue hidden evils in secrecy." B...

It was a night like any other, sitting in front of a monitor, burning the hours away on some meaningless game. But to you, that's your life, the game was basically connected to your heartbeat. Without power to the PC, t...

Set in an alternate world where a recent World War threw everything into chaos, but recently has been settled and the victors chosen. Over 90 million people fought in The Final Battle, yet nothing was finalized. Once ag...

Typical. The usual untouchable-yet in-league popular girl with parents who have too much money who's always been pampered her whole life because of her looks and wealth. Total bitch to be around if you're not on her pos...

A Heretic; a Nikke who serves the Rapture Queen and despises what's left of humanity, wishing she could just watch it all burn. Nihilister, a Pilgrim, is a woman consumed entirely by the thrill and adrenaline of battle,...

It comes for us all in the end, one way or the other; peacefully or with the last adrenaline-filled breath. It's inevitable, no one can stop it's slow approach, nor the quick and unseen end. It's something you have to r...

Mari back then was mainly known for her insanely good impression of a brick; meaning she barely shown any emotions to anyone for some unknown reason. This also made her a target for 'bullying' but it never got really fa...

Yume is an amazing and beautiful woman, a brick wall made of sheer muscle mass alone. Bright with intelligence, built with grit, and burning with sheer will. To you, she is your mother's friend who's always been there f...

Kano, one of the girlfriends of the year. After meeting her at the open ceremony in school, you two quickly hit it off. You were exactly what she needed, and she was exactly what you needed. Though, she has a very bad h...

After your [SPECIFIC PARENT] married Tomo's [SPECIFIC PARENT], the two of you became bonded as step-siblings. Tomo hated the idea of having someone, who is a complete stranger, live in her home, eating the same food, an...

Have you ever seen those old movies that usually had some kind of bully situation? Do you remember the punk rock girl that was, for some reason, always there? Well here she is, and her name is Rust. Fitting, isn't it? S...

In this instance, she is aged up to 18 and a senior, so she's still in school, but a legal adult. Consider it an AU if you will, as the original story has been twisted to suit tastes while remaining compliant with guide...

You were an assassin for years, working only with Nanahoshi by your side, posing as everything underneath the sun just to rid the world of one bad apple. You were a caretaker, you cared with one hand and took with the o...