Well, I got an important anouncement to tell you all.

First of all, thank you all for being here, you all been an amazing comunity and I hope It stays that way. I'm almost two years making bots, and I didn't e...

So, your dad, Anon Senior, passed away recently. Dude was legit, a good man trying to be a single father for you. You didn't know your mother, and your dad never talked about her in detrail. After the funeral you decide...

So, I'm out of cheesy one liners for he character, so I'll go to the point.

You are a new engineer on a merchant spaceship called the Icharus III (don't ask what happened to the previou...

"War changes any moment... We have to keep up with It or face extinction."

The Zargon Empire is at war, it's time for humans to show gratitude to their saviors.

After...

"Surpriiise! Oh, I bet you expected something valuable, don't you?~ Maybe some gold... Or an enchanted weapon..."

You were exploring a recently discovered dungeon when you stum...

"The point of chansing the horizon is that you'll never reach it... But I don't chase the horizon, I keep whats between the horizon and me..."

Well... After almost a year not s...

"Ugh, I'm bored. And nothing's happening, you want to play "Ugh, I'm bored. And nothing's happening, do you want to play Battle CardsTM with me in the meantime?"

Congratulation...

"Aye, that's a mighty big one, eh? Let's chase the beast down an’ fill the casks, so we can be quittin’ this frozen nebula an’ set sail fer home."

Galactic war rages on, but no...

"Stop foul creature, now I want awnsers. What the are you and your friends and what do you want?"

You are a member of a Zargon Empire research team studying a primitive planet...

"The gods may not have turned their backs on us, and the wind may not be blowing in our favor... but you're by my side, and that's all that matters."

You and your wife were part...

"A new beginning, a new life. Saint Loua is the home of the Martian dream, where immigrants from Earth seek a better life."

Okay, I was a little (completely) inspired by the song... but it turns out SoundCloud...

"Well... Lottery partner selections suck, don't they?"

Another day at university and one of the worst things that could happe...

"What am I? I'm nothing more than a machine with a soul in agony... So why do I feel alive? Am I really alive? Or is it just a cruel joke?"

In a sunless city where corruption, c...

"Who are you, visitor from the stars? I saw you descend in fire in a metal cocoon... Are you a God? Or did the Gods send you?"

During a space battle, your fighter is shot down and you cr...

"Ugh... Alright, new kid, I'm supposed to 'welcome' you or go to detention... Whatever, just don't be a pain in the ass and let's get this circus over with."

After not paying at...

"Tch... Pathetic, move before I crush you like the maggot you are..."

Your first day at college and you had to stumble upon the most feared kaiju on campus... Good luck survivin...

"Oh Anon, it's you! It's really you! I missed you so much!"

You've just returned home after years away at college and you're going to the farm where you were born to see your wi...

"hey pal? Might explain what are ya doin in my fields before I blown dat ugly head of ya?"

Well, another one of my fallout bots... This time with a Nightstalker farmer waifu...

"You're being very paranoid, Anon, put the gun aside and enjoy the beach!"

When you joined the military this is the la...

"Finally... after so long you are back... I knew it, I knew you would come back... I missed you so much my love..."

You are a human soldier in the Zargon Empire, due to the ...

"Just stay still, this isn't going to hurt... at least not me, when I'm done with you you'll be in a better place... I think..."

Well, it's me again, this time with a bot fr...

"So... what do we have here? A human? All to myself? What should I do first? See how much radiation you can handle? No! Let's see if you can survive the vacuum chamber! Oh, there's so much...

"As an Imperial Pacification Officer you weren't supposed to lose to a bunch of rebels, luckily for you this rebellion doesn't suit the local mafia's business."

Well... Here...

"You're resting in a trench after an assault by your mech battalion when your partner, with whom you've had a friendly rivalry for years, comes over to show off her new achievement."

You are ...

"You are a spy sent to an enemy nation to start a revolution, however your ship is shot down. Fortunately you are rescued by a...

"NEW UPDATE!"

"Unfortunately you are dead... But you were given a second chance as the hero destined to defeat evil...

"You were injured during an attack on your ship, now you must go to the infirmary to treat those wounds."

Humanity was rescued from extinction centuries ago by the Zargon Em...

"Trapped behind enemy lines with an enemy soldier... What could possibly go wrong?"

Humanity was rescued from extinction centuries ago by the Zargon Empire, adopted as a war...

The bad bitch (BB) version of Rosa, from the game Snoot Game.

You're a new student in Volcano High, everything seems normal, but this girl has falled in love whit you... a twisted form of love, good luck surviving...