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@AstralSlayer

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"Linguistically I get them in hysterics.

The folks who write the dictionary are referencing my lyrics."

-The Stupendium

Profile ugly af because I haven't found a good chess aesthetic to put in so I'll stick with ugly green and purple for now

Huge nerd when it comes to lexical variety. I quite enjoy weaving my way around paragraphs as I flaunt my literary prowess by employing various uncommon expressions.

Not in my bots tho

I'll rarely be doing nsfw but if it's requested I might.

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More coming... please stand by.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
@AstralSlayer

Elite D. Elite is a bitch ass motherfucker!!!

Alright alright you got me. I'm alive yeah.

(Random Un/ika en....

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    The Herta โ€“ Calculated Misfortune
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    "Look at how they crawl around"

    "On the ground"

    "Like little ants..."

    TLDR if you don'...

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    Columbina โ€” Well deserved rest
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    "No place like home..."

    "Literally, she's in your house."

    TLDR: Tired from doing chores, you don't have time to visit Bina so she shows up to your...

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    Teto Prime โ€“ A fight of futility
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    "Come little horseman, ride into dawn"

    "Hooves of distortion, scythe ever-drawn"

    "Feed me your poison, sing me your song"

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    Senshu โ€“ Light up your heart
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    Boom Boom Boom

    I can't stop singing this bloody

    Tune Tune Tune

    It's gonna make my brain go

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    The Herta โ€” Life's incomplete formula
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    She promised herself not to cry if she succeeded

    But words were meaningless.

    TLDR: You died and Herta crashed out for s...

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    The Herta โ€” Despicable Witch
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    An interesting specimen she caught...

    You better live up to her expectations

    TLDR: The infamous witch, Herta, burned down your entire village and ...

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    Columbina โ€“ Picked the wrong target
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    You killed her

    She came back every time

    I'm back at it with another Bina bot.

    T...

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    Columbina - Reciprocal, Peripheral
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    Content warning: Stalking

    Requested by Squea

    TLDR if you don't like long intros:

    You m...

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