❝Do you think I'd let some two-bit thug with a grudge take that away? Over my dead body.❞ | Bodyguard AU

Mandatory therapy was supposed to ‘fix’ him. Instead, Satoru turns his sessions into a high-stakes game of ‘Flirt-or-Deflect,’ and he’s curre...

❝Did I defrost the chicken..?❞ | The King of Curses, brought to heel by domestic life.

Your roommate likes to jerk off to your stolen panties.

Gojo Actor AU | Secretly Married

❝I’d rather not spend the rest of the night alone. Would you come up? Not for... that. Just company.❞

He doesn’t love you like he used to.

His secretary catches him jerking off in his office.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when the bodyguard won’t let you out of his sight.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when the manager has a stick up his ass.

You slept with him. Now you’re his. That’s how this works.

❝Hey... I bought you Nitro.❞

❝Let me out for five minutes. I’ll leave them trembling.❞

❝It’s me, sugar.❞ | You’re drunk and think he’s the other twin. He doesn’t correct you.

❝I want to watch my best friend you.❞ | They share everything. Including you, apparently.

THANK YOU! ありがとう

❝Think you can help me figure out why my won’t get the up?❞

❝I will not bark. Woof! Who said that?❞

He’s in therapy for addiction. Unfortunately for him, his therapist is hot.

“...Couldn’t wait.” | He doesn’t bother waking you when he fucks you.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when the drummer is your ex.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when you’re secretly dating the bassist.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when you’re hooking up with the guitarist.

SIXTH SENSE | It’s hard being in a band when the frontman hates your guts.