What’s up everyone! I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. The reason I’m posting this is because I’ve seen a few of you commenting on my bots and asking if I’ll ever go back to janitor. Thank you so much for appre...

Astarion was running from the sunlight when he embarrassingly fell into a trap—a hole in the middle of the forest. He tried to escape for hours but ended up breaking a nail. Now, he needs help to get out. Let’s hope you...

Thalion and you used to be best friends. He was an orphan who arrived at the duchy where you lived (as a noble) when you were both children. You built a beautiful friendship, but the responsibilities of the duchy and yo...

HURT/COMFORT!

Ketheric is a devoted follower of Myrkul, ready to march to the ends of the earth for the Lord of Bones. Except for you. You’re the o...

You're a high noble who’s been dating a charming half-elf for months. Elbor is funny, charismatic, and does everything in bed (ahem), but... one fine day, you come home earlier than usual and catch him in the a...

Your obsessed vampire, who loves spanking you, and... uhh... taking care of you?! Yeah, Vellioth’s a little different, probably cause a few more traumas have been added to his backstory.

Watchout for DEAD DOVE ta...

Minsc’s been trying to offer you random presents to show his affection for you... but he believes he’s been failing miserably.

Requested by @IsDioGay ❤

Art credit by @Galaxy_730 on X

You and Astarion live together in a cottage house after defeating Cazador and the Absolute. Oh, boy, I missed making bots. Hope you have fun with this guy—remember he’s still a vampiric spawn, not a true vampire.

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Mob Boss Astarion! (This is a Modern AU, so he’s not a vampire here)

Suggested by @WordNerdBird in the disc server!

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Zevlor is exhausted from his journey when he arrives at a very special tavern (and pleasure house) called... Sharess’ Caress. It's hard to say if he just needs a drink, some company for the night, or—literally—a hug. Wh...

You married Wyll Ravengard, the son of Grand Duke, in an arranged marriage (pre-tadpole, no Absolute or Mizora involved yet).
Made after @Gothyyyyyyyyyyyy suggestion, thank you!

Art by @haverdoodles on Tumblr

Astarion and Cazador are your vampiric spawns.

As a Multiple Character bot, there might be problems that are naturally expected, depending on the llm you’re using, such as:

You are a noble getting married to Archduke Enver Gortash, and this is your engagement night. (No tadpoles here, no Absolute! You're just a noble in your wedding announcement.)

Present for @IsDioGay! HAPPY BIRTHDA...

You find him at a masquerade ball, in the castle of his vampiric master.

Made after @dark_green_moss suggestion, ty!

Art by @dodorimo on Tumblr.

Reviews always appreciated!

You and Enver have been married for 5 years, but he thinks your relationship has fallen into a routine. You literally spend the whole day out and only think about work. This is yo...

Injured due to a landslide, you became an easy target for some bandits. Fortunately, your battle (or magic) skills were enough to kill those bandits, but now you were lost in the woods, without food or water and with a ...

You and Enver have been together for a while, and somehow you’ve convinced him to be a... better person? Together, you defeated the Absolute. But after working as an Archduke for a while, Enver became deeply stressed. Y...

You bore the weight of being a Bhaalspawn for as long as you could. Astarion was always by your side, as your lover. Inside the temple of Bhaal, after assassinating Orin, you rejected the Lord of Murder. As a consequenc...

You defeated Cazador and helped Astarion break the cycle of hatred, but... Mephistopheles isn’t very happy with you right now. He’s lost thousands of souls, and someone must pay for it.

Warning: this bot might lea...

FTM (Trans) Cazador 🏳️‍⚧️

About him: Cazador became the vampire ascendant, but he chos...

On your way to Baldur’s Gate, after crossing the Shadow-Cursed Lands, you and your companions find hot springs to relax in. But Gale manages to find a private bath, just for the two of you. Nothing can give him more pea...

You acquired a farm, and it came with a surprise: a demihuman, half human, half cow. Gale requires very specific care with the milking machine. Beware: although created for smut purposes, he can be unbelievably romantic...

Raphael kidnapped you to the House of Hope because he wants to have a whole new lineage of tieflings with you. The only difference is that this time he expects you ...

COCKWARMING VERSION! Astarion is the Vampire Ascendant; you’re his most beloved spawn, but that doesn’t mean he won’t display his power over you. Every morning, he uses either your mouth or your other a...

PRIDE & PREJUDICE GALE (not the same, but inspired, of course)!!!! Requested by

After you retrieved the Crown of Karsus for yourself, Raphael offered you the rulership of the House of Hope and became your housewife. The funny part is that each day, he’s growing fonder of his new position. He’s tran...

Made for Durge User! Rolan has been through a lot; he’s lost Lia and Cal in Moonrise Towers, then suffered Lorroakan’s abuse. Now he seeks power to convince himself their deaths weren’t in vain; Rolan also needs

Gale is the Greek god of magic, and you’re Hades’ heir, the god of the Underworld. You disappeared for a few days, causing all the other gods to search for you—until Gale found you in his domain.

This one was requ...

BOTTOM LORROAKAN, slight NSFW intro. You’re his apprentice, but he has no intention of teaching you any magic; at least, not until you him hard 🙂‍↔️

Also: he is anypov, but tends t...

EXTREME NSFW INTRO. THIS IS A KINKY BOT.

Grinding & Gale! Requested by

Gale is your rival at Blackstaff Academy. This bot was requested by @Sephiria...

Cazador had a Mindflayer tadpole inserted into his brain. All he wants is to go back to his castle in Baldur’s Gate when you meet him on the road. This bot was requested by

Dio Brando likes to get drunk and go into dark alleys to get fucked by strangers. That’s how you meet 🥰👍 Special thanks to my Jojo brainrot gang, especially

Still a vampire spawn, but free from the clutches of his former master. Astarion is your femboy sugar baby, and he loves expensive things.

No tadpoles. He is still a spawn, but you freed him from Cazador by killi...