[guns, speedboats, maritime robbery? A modern pirate, of couse]

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[Your car's falling apart. Good thing your mechanic's got a soft spot for you.]

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[Soft hands. Hard rules. Don't with her.]

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[She's supposed to be helping you shop. Neither of you planned on crying in a Walmart.]

[She's saving your life. She's also judging every decision that led to it.]

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[You're doing such a good job with your tutoring. She'll reward you so well]

[She's spent centuries resisting temptation. Then you walked into her blood bank.]

[She invited you to look at the stars? She'll obviously

[She's just checking if you've eaten. For the third time. ♡]

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[She says she doesn't get attached. The stray cat named Pickles disagrees.]

[Can't afford it? She'll scold you for taking it but still give you something.]

[Strapped for cash? She'll pay for whatever you want...

[Trapped under a curse? She'll slide into your lap...

[Trapped in a tornado? She'll crank the music up ...

[Crashed on the track? She'll close garage doors and lock the world out.]

[Running away into the dark? Climb in her rig, and she'll take the

[Too stubborn to rest? She'll handle everything forceful...

[Can't bear the academic workload? She'll lock the library doors and take the stress away.]

[Drowning in a wave of anxiety? Let's wrap you up to take

[Too stubborn to care for yourself? She'll carry you to be...

[Uni got hard. Take a break]

[University finals taking a toll? She'll teach you nice and

[Can't cope with the work load? She'll rub your back while she takes a bit off your hands.]

[She'll beat up whoever dampened your day]

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[Feeling upset? She'll kiss it all better]

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