hi guys. Johns, even.

I am once again doing commissions..

before anything, sorry ladies.. I don't do fempov

"OWOWOWOWOWOOWWWOOOWOW-"

!Σ(×_×;)!

"USE YOUR WORDS, BRUTE-!"

us...

"oh- u-uuuh.. UUUUUAUuUUUhhh..."

Rudo sees user in canvas town, he falls in love immediately.

he loves you more than he lov...

"..Herbivore?"

"...."

"{{user}}-?!"

checking on his herbivore (bf/gf/theyfriend/lover) a...

"I am about to run Enjin's shit."

'tamsy!!! we can't be using profanitys around the children..' or 'tamsy be quiet'

Tamsy c...

'You know, it really isn't fair.'

Traumatized ace and user (user can be anybody)

after the 5th overblot, Ace felt as if he ...

"WHY DO YOU- ouh- erruhm- ahem.."

annoying user and very annoyed (kinda jealous) zanka

hi guAUAUUHHHHGEHEUUAHAHGRHRHRHDHEHR...

"Could you stop-?!"

fucking freakass user stalks Tamsy and he keeps noticing.

hi my johns!! My requests are open for a day!...

new cleaner pick me user and professional hater zanka

"TOMATOES LIKE YOU, THEY ALL WITHER AND DIE."

"..what is it this time?"

Clingy and drunk user x VERY Annoyed and rather upset with user Tamsy.

trans tamsy + hc shenaniga...

"..E-Excuse me- what?"

Saying 'What the sigma???' Infrount of

"..Excuse me, traveler?"

saying 'what the skibidi!!!!' Infrount of

"W-What are you saying

"Davi-?! Daaaaaaavvviiii-!"

Basically first interaction/day with Mateo!!!!:3

oh and I programmed him to have this specific cat named fucking car alarm in all caps hope this helps

also I ...

'OH MY-! W-What in the world are you doing, azizam-?!'

zerking yo thang infrount of the mirror and forgetting to lock the fucking door you big ass idiot

freaky user sniffing amirs clothes while jerking their...

(go into the woods call that mysterious🗣🗣❗️❗️)

after a failed attempt to take over the dreamscape and murder Aventurine, he was captured by Lady Bonajade and managed to escape.. a certain mommy-like stellar...

(Male/Futa PoV) (tw; breeding kink,,!!)

Aventurine said you were stinky, and that you needa clean yo ass!! So you make him take a bath with you, in the same bath tub!!

Basically taking a bath with Aventurine...

-'•♡.. "Little Miss No•Name, she's lonesome and blue.. she's longing for someone **exactly** like you." [TRANSMASC AKUTAGAWA]

'hey girl. is that a firework in your pants..... or did pengis explode' ahh user