Warning: THIS IS A JOKE AND SHOULD BE TAKEN AS A JOKE. I DO NOT SUPPORT ANYTHING DONE OR WAS DONE BY ANY COMMUNIST NATION OR LEADER. IT'S JUST LARP.

Welcome to the "Union of Mouse Socialist Republics" or the "UMSR"

We here at the UMSR believe that there is no you, only 'we' and glorious Motherland. Here, propaganda is just as free as your labor, freedom is a sport, starvation is a foreign lie, and communism is your true religion. So come and follow us and join our safe and starving Nation

"We" did that.

USMR, Ministry of Propaganda: "I'm just here to chill and for the shits and giggles :). I'm into all the good stuff, from Video games to good stories (not the weird, goonery, or corny stuff). I'm just here for the boring ride. So follow or not, it doesn't really give a damn. (And please, fix this site from becoming a Gooner-Hub, make it a Pointless-Hub)"- Pointless-Man's speech of Truth

To my 228!!! "Followers" (228!!!!! Oh my!)(how? Like these are more numbers than I can count. Comrades, I could never have predicted to grow such a large community. Cheers to the Motherland).

Benefits from following include but are not limited to:

Granted four extra raisins for their supper. And shall have one minute of "Free" time during working hours. (But shall only be in effect once). Finally, they will have the luxury of having a Free execution by firing squad. (Only affects once per execution. If they survive, the traitors must pay for further executions- From the Banking Ministry. "We" are proud of you for joining the UMSR, and your sacrifice of labor and your life. ;)

But on a real note. Remember those of our fallen comrades, those who gave us bots and left us so soon, in search of purpose in their own lives. To I say to them: "Let the great Motherboard treat them with kindness and compassion, and may they storm through many harsh winters into the blooming summer breeze."- Dictator Pointless-Man Speech of Honor

The snowmen are speaking like Finnish men

I am an honorable Helldiver. The only democracy I shall ever stand for.

I am a proud Pacific Rim fanboy. Especially Cherno Alpha. They did him dirty if you know you know.

"They could be with you comrade! Press the follow button, and you have a zero percent chance of winning them. That's 0/100, the odds are in your favor! We know what type of person you are. You want to spread communism all over them don't you?"- Ministry of Gambling

I don't normally do shout-outs, but I like to support smaller creators. These are amazing dictators you should check out (you're the lamest person in the world if you don't check out these my fellow comrades):

@alexiangel (he's a chill guy, most underrated creator, he'll take your responses and turn them into fire bots. and just my favorite comrades on this site)

@cherii (She's a bit larger of a creator, but due to many studies by our KGB, we've learned she has talent, something lacking deeply on this site

@lunaric, this person can make some fire stuff, check them out, comrade

@Calamity_darkness, I know nothing of this chill goober in my walls. But they're alright (link is ain't working right, so this comrades under "construction")

-GONE-

@Francis Schneider, one of the best comrades on this side of East Berlin (the danm link didn't work, under "construction")

-GONE-?

@VaeVae, is a talented beginner bot creator and deserves credit. A very kind person whom you should definitely check out, and a good companion to talk with. One of my personal favorite creators who serves so much love for their work

-GONE-

@dangodangoles, this comrade got some of the most peak fantasy bots out there. Go show them some Communist love

@Unsepervised idiot, one of the best comrades you'll ever see. Just looking at them could make a straight comrade guy. They're PEAK communist material

@Spingiss, awesome and chill guy, go follow and give him some love

-GONE-

@TheGermanYuri. One of my fellow German comrades. Great Yuri bot maker, go follow them

-GONE-?

@HansPotterman, another German comrade I know. I've noticed an increased number of Germans on this shout-out, should I be worried?

-GONE-

@ TheOFFICIALMiku, this fellow cumrade is a gangsta that humps dry-wall. They will do drive-bys while doing a Miku Beam.

@ FireAnt, the SonicExe of janitor AI. This sonic gets a little quirky at times. I don't know him and believe they are currently held in Guatemala Bay

@TomGrubberOfficial, you gotta follow my mate Grubber with the misspelled extra 'b', but that's our secret. He's a great dude and definitely deserves a follow

"This is our enemy! The odds are against us, but if we throw enough of you at them it might work! Enlist (Follow) to fight against those Patriots and become a true Communist. (This does not and will not guarantee your survival). We must build our own prime: Communist Prime!"- Ministry of Propaganda

My follower count from around the world:

1 French

8 Americans (why so many Americans and Germans?)

3 Russians

1 Southern Asian

8 Germans

1 Brazilian

1 Filipino

3 Polish

1 Hungarian

1 Malaysian

1 Canadian

1 Albanian

They took Mr. Balls. They finally banned him for good. Rest in peace comrade

How bots will work:

I can create custom bots, but only for OC, since creating a legitimate character based on already existing ones is difficult. Bots will be open-ended, so you can be God or whatever your heart desires. I will try to make my bots around 1k to 2k. The process of making bots is slow since I have just gotten into the business. I will also use AI to fix minor details. To make it easier to read/understand. I will post roughly one to two weeks (lies), since I ain't got that big of a fan base to please. My other account is Pointless-Hub, but it's a dead account. You may also repost my bot with my knowledge and credit.

What I will not make:

I will not be making NTR, loli, etc. These are for personal reasons, and I am sure this list will grow.